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A friend of mine recommended i join a dating site ,
As i thought this would be a great idea ,not being to clever to think for myself ,i took his advice .
As a married man with time on his hands ,
and a great notion of iff things dont turn out,
and i dont tap off with a few beauties
{not all at the same time of course } but it would be great
I can always revert back to the wife .
Now i know one or two of you are thinking ,
Iff i was the last man on Earth you wouldnt touch me ,
But my answer to that is ,
you probably would be killed in the rush anyway .
So who cares .