My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad (14)

Jun 11, 2011 3:56 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
HOUSTON4
HOUSTON4HOUSTON4Lampeter, Dyfed, Wales UK10 Threads 394 Posts
Yes this is a subject that we all know a lot about and that is the subject of chatup lines.

I have a few examples of some lame chatup lines

Get your coat love you,ve pulled hug
I have something in my eye? it's you wow
I have a great idea you,me and my bed sleep
I feel so tired? because you have been running threw my mindelephant
Do you know what the time is? it's time you went home with me motorcycle
Can I buy you a drink before I kiss youwine
lips

Just so all you good people know these are not the chatup lines I use just examples laughand even if I was too drunk to stand up I would still never use themlaugh

Now I have a questions to you good women of CS grin

What is the worst ever chatup line you have heard?
What is the best ever chatup line you have heard?

Now a questions for the blokes of CS confused

What is the worst chatup line you ever said?
What was the best chatup line you ever said?

This should be very interesting subject to comment on
So who has the gift of the gab and who got a slap in the face share your experiences and have some fun with this subject.
Comments please you lot
typing yay yay applause banana head banger thumbs up
Jun 11, 2011 4:14 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
What is the worst chatup line you ever said?


"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this" ( in Blackpool & she lived there doh )




What was the best chatup line you ever said?

"You should be arrested, because you stole my heart"

didn't get anywhere though



mumbling laugh
Jun 11, 2011 4:27 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
HOUSTON4
HOUSTON4HOUSTON4Lampeter, Dyfed, Wales UK10 Threads 394 Posts
darren9030: What is the worst chatup line you ever said?"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this" ( in Blackpool & she lived there )

What was the best chatup line you ever said?

"You should be arrested, because you stole my heart"

didn't get anywhere though


cheers I have one that never fails to pull the womenuh ohHi I have a million pounds back at my placegrin are any women interestedrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 11, 2011 5:37 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
faded_dino
faded_dinofaded_dinounknown, Tennessee USA13 Threads 1 Polls 1,674 Posts
To both of yourolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that is all I have to say about your chat up lines...

The best line I ever got was, "Would you like to talk? I would like to get to know you."

The worst....."Your sick and I'm a nurse...you need me to take care of you"confused dunno doh
Jun 11, 2011 5:41 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
HOUSTON4
HOUSTON4HOUSTON4Lampeter, Dyfed, Wales UK10 Threads 394 Posts
faded_dino: To both of you that is all I have to say about your chat up lines...

The best line I ever got was, "Would you like to talk? I would like to get to know you."

The worst....."Your sick and I'm a nurse...you need me to take care of you"

Did you never get this chatup lineconfused can I put my arms around you? I want to guess your weightrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Do you think some blokes will try these chatup lines after reading this blogdoh rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 11, 2011 7:51 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
Odette67
Odette67Odette67Penrith, Cumbria, England UK9 Threads 139 Posts
I like the strong silent type, eye contact does it for me, no need for the spoken word.yay uk
Jun 11, 2011 8:14 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
HOUSTON4
HOUSTON4HOUSTON4Lampeter, Dyfed, Wales UK10 Threads 394 Posts
Odette67: I like the strong silent type, eye contact does it for me, no need for the spoken word.

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Jun 11, 2011 9:59 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
Geonee
GeoneeGeoneeLondon, Greater London, England UK11 Threads 447 Posts
HOUSTON4: Yes this is a subject that we all know a lot about and that is the subject of chatup lines.

I have a few examples of some lame chatup lines

Get your coat love you,ve pulled
I have something in my eye? it's you
I have a great idea you,me and my bed
I feel so tired? because you have been running threw my mind
Do you know what the time is? it's time you went home with me
Can I buy you a drink before I kiss you Just so all you good people know these are not the chatup lines I use just examples and even if I was too drunk to stand up I would still never use them

Now I have a questions to you good women of CS

What is the worst ever chatup line you have heard?
What is the best ever chatup line you have heard?

Now a questions for the blokes of CS

What is the worst chatup line you ever said?
What was the best chatup line you ever said?

This should be very interesting subject to comment on
So who has the gift of the gab and who got a slap in the face share your experiences and have some fun with this subject.
Comments please you lot



I got some real naffs ones here never to be used mind you unless want the lady to "SLAP YOU!!" Lollaugh


Guy says: " I haven't done this sort of thing before I want you to teach me...!"

Woman replies: OK, you go out of that door, close it gently behind you, and go away!"


Guy says: "I'd go to the ends of the World for you..."

Woman replies: "Yes but would you stay there...!"


Guy says: " Excuse me, I'm new around here can you give me directions to your bedroom...?"

Woman replies: "I'm not very good with directions. You'd better ask my boyfriend...!"


Guy says: "Do you believe in magic?"

Woman replies: "I used to, until I realised I can't make you disappear!"


Oh CS People they are fun chat lines from The Bumper book of CHAT-UP Lines from Stewart Ferrets

I never thankfully used any of them but it's funnny read still..!


They are NOT! for real though..








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Jun 11, 2011 10:00 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
Geonee
GeoneeGeoneeLondon, Greater London, England UK11 Threads 447 Posts
Stewart Ferris actually typo error!!laugh
Jun 12, 2011 8:34 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
HOUSTON4
HOUSTON4HOUSTON4Lampeter, Dyfed, Wales UK10 Threads 394 Posts
Geonee: I got some real naffs ones here never to be used mind you unless want the lady to "SLAP YOU!!" Lol Guy says: " I haven't done this sort of thing before I want you to teach me...!"

Woman replies: OK, you go out of that door, close it gently behind you, and go away!"Guy says: "I'd go to the ends of the World for you..."

Woman replies: "Yes but would you stay there...!"Guy says: " Excuse me, I'm new around here can you give me directions to your bedroom...?"

Woman replies: "I'm not very good with directions. You'd better ask my boyfriend...!"Guy says: "Do you believe in magic?"

Woman replies: "I used to, until I realised I can't make you disappear!"Oh CS People they are fun chat lines from The Bumper book of CHAT-UP Lines from Stewart Ferrets

I never thankfully used any of them but it's funnny read still..!They are NOT! for real though..


Good one matelaugh this material is so funnyrolling on the floor laughing and the funny thing is I bet some blokes have tried these lines out on womenrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing and got those responcesrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
Jun 15, 2011 7:55 AM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
Sailfree
SailfreeSailfreeHeidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany118 Threads 5,202 Posts
Heard hundreds in my time.

The best one was quite recent!

How do you fancy living in Germany? It worked, I said yes and here I am today!!! whooohoooo greattttttttttttttttyay applause wave
Jun 15, 2011 3:01 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
Geonee
GeoneeGeoneeLondon, Greater London, England UK11 Threads 447 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing S, lol!
Jun 15, 2011 4:12 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
victor_meldrew
victor_meldrewvictor_meldrewMK, Buckinghamshire, England UK5 Threads 436 Posts
darren9030: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this" ( in Blackpool & she lived there )


Could have been worse - could have said
"whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this ... " doh
Jun 15, 2011 4:47 PM CST My next subject is about chatup lines good and bad
Geonee
GeoneeGeoneeLondon, Greater London, England UK11 Threads 447 Posts
laugh !! Lol.
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