Whoa!! ( Archived) (8)

Not new,...just Canadian,...sleep-deprived,....music is way too loud,...the sun has come up,...HAPPY CANADA DAY!! Huh? What in the hell do you mean it ain't Friday? It's only Thursday? Oh for the love of all that is unholy,...you expect me to go to work in an hour? That ain't gonna happen! Hah! So what crisis, what disaster do I phone in with today? No, wait a minute,...haven't used the old standby "disease" in quite sometime,....what the hell did I catch this time,....whooping cough,...nah,,....gangrenous syphillis,...sheesh,....wait a minute,....I was over in Mongolia awhile back,,....yup,...

"Hello,...cough, gasp, hack,...I won't be in today,...I think I may have contracted Mongolian Whooping Syphillis!" "No,...I should be better by Monday" "Cough, gasp, hork,,....you take care too",....

Har Har Har!

Thanks,...but really,...it hurts when I go,.... (where is the emoticon for "whooping"???

Well hope that coughing aint serious.....try to catch some of those anti-cough drops they are great for your throat...
By the way if I may ask why do you call your self A non a mouse?

anonymous,....a_non_a_moose,....just hiding until I can catch a ride on the next southbound train,...then a slow boat to the South Pacific,...collecting sea shells, trying to cure what ails me,...cough,...gasp,...cough,...

Seems like a expedition trip... well here for the laugh. Relax today and hope you are good to go for tomorrow!