Why is it so hard for chicks to find guys that are sensitive and caring? (174)
trurorobAlicante, Valencia Spain1,741 PostsThe Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 Million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil
------ This thread is Archived ------
A farmer gets a phone call from his son. I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive...shoot it says the farmer, and then bury it....about 20mins later he gets another call...done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike??
------ This thread is Archived ------
trurorob: A farmer gets a phone call from his son. I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive...shoot it says the farmer, and then bury it....about 20mins later he gets another call...done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike??
------ This thread is Archived ------
Sky news report. The Irish have joined in the attack on Libya.
They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement..it was a mortar attack.
They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement..it was a mortar attack.
------ This thread is Archived ------
What does a woman & KFC have in common?
By the time uv finished with the breat and thighs all ur left with is a greasy box to put ur bone in!
By the time uv finished with the breat and thighs all ur left with is a greasy box to put ur bone in!
------ This thread is Archived ------
LuvinHavinFun: What does a woman & KFC have in common?
By the time uv finished with the breat and thighs all ur left with is a greasy box to put ur bone in!
Great!!!By the time uv finished with the breat and thighs all ur left with is a greasy box to put ur bone in!
------ This thread is Archived ------
Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry!
To keep its nuts dry!
------ This thread is Archived ------
A husband and wife are out having a meal in a restaurant with a bar at the other end of it. During the meal the husband notices his wife trying to sneak glances at a guy at the end of the bar.
He ignores her for a while but eventually he gets a little irritated with this and confronts her whether she knows the guy.
Remember the chap Joe she said that I dated about twelve years ago before I met you;well that's him and he's been on a binge of drinking since. The husband looked at her with a mischevious grin and quipped; I didnt know it was possible to celebrate for that length of time.
He ignores her for a while but eventually he gets a little irritated with this and confronts her whether she knows the guy.
Remember the chap Joe she said that I dated about twelve years ago before I met you;well that's him and he's been on a binge of drinking since. The husband looked at her with a mischevious grin and quipped; I didnt know it was possible to celebrate for that length of time.
------ This thread is Archived ------
gleneagle: A husband and wife are out having a meal in a restaurant with a bar at the other end of it. During the meal the husband notices his wife trying to sneak glances at a guy at the end of the bar.
He ignores her for a while but eventually he gets a little irritated with this and confronts her whether she knows the guy.
Remember the chap Joe she said that I dated about twelve years ago before I met you;well that's him and he's been on a binge of drinking since. The husband looked at her with a mischevious grin and quipped; I didnt know it was possible to celebrate for that length of time.
Nice one!!He ignores her for a while but eventually he gets a little irritated with this and confronts her whether she knows the guy.
Remember the chap Joe she said that I dated about twelve years ago before I met you;well that's him and he's been on a binge of drinking since. The husband looked at her with a mischevious grin and quipped; I didnt know it was possible to celebrate for that length of time.
------ This thread is Archived ------
The Japanese government have thanked Britain for the rescue
dogs they sent out .
They said they were delicious!
dogs they sent out .
They said they were delicious!
------ This thread is Archived ------
trurorob: The Japanese government have thanked Britain for the rescue
dogs they sent out .
They said they were delicious!
dogs they sent out .
They said they were delicious!
i got that on my fone a few weeks ago haha------ This thread is Archived ------
David Cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits.
From next week the forms will only be printed in English.
From next week the forms will only be printed in English.
------ This thread is Archived ------
gsmonks: Q- What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A- A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it!
A- A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it!
------ This thread is Archived ------
LuvinHavinFun: Because all those men already have boyfriends!
This is not funny.
------ This thread is Archived ------
trurorob: David Cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits.
From next week the forms will only be printed in English.
From next week the forms will only be printed in English.
so true....
------ This thread is Archived ------
This was told to me as a true event with names of people I know:
During a music festival an amourous couple wanders off the field onto a laneway where they approach a little bridge. Girl in miniskirt sits on the bridge and boyfriend starts kissing her and removing her underwear. Afterwartds they become very passionate and are disrupted by the sound of a policeman walking towards them. The girl panics, quickley gets her clothes back on and bolts from the scene. luckily for them the cop had a sense of humour and quips to the guy; "It looks like your bird has flown". Chap replies "Well she wont get too far because I just put a shot in her"
During a music festival an amourous couple wanders off the field onto a laneway where they approach a little bridge. Girl in miniskirt sits on the bridge and boyfriend starts kissing her and removing her underwear. Afterwartds they become very passionate and are disrupted by the sound of a policeman walking towards them. The girl panics, quickley gets her clothes back on and bolts from the scene. luckily for them the cop had a sense of humour and quips to the guy; "It looks like your bird has flown". Chap replies "Well she wont get too far because I just put a shot in her"
------ This thread is Archived ------
old poutry farmer , watching brick layer.....brick.layer said to him ,is it true c*ck lay eggs..duunoo bout dat...said farmer.bin watchin a c.nt lay bricks tho.....
------ This thread is Archived ------
scottyburd: I love all the jokes so no flak frae me..
LMFAO so hard that I almost peed ma pants!!!
no flak from me either haha
------ This thread is Archived ------
Maybe it's because they are not real 
------ This thread is Archived ------
This Thread is Archived
This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.
« Go back to All Threads
« Go back to All Threads
More Threads
Happy Birthday MysteriousGirl80
wanting beyond need
your personality
rarotonga
the way you look
Feel Good Music
The Best of the GOP
Sleepy Don!
Don Shits-In-Pants!!!
other can see but not you
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).