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You do realize that I am probably going to take a bit of "heat" on this one,... 
How's it going? I have committed myself to some baseball on Saturday, rain or shine nonsense,...I'm looking forward to all the pulled muscles, bruises, mud (cuz they are calling for lots of showers) the throngs of fans and of course the scantily-clad cheerleaders!
How's it going? I have committed myself to some baseball on Saturday, rain or shine nonsense,...I'm looking forward to all the pulled muscles, bruises, mud (cuz they are calling for lots of showers) the throngs of fans and of course the scantily-clad cheerleaders!
Perhaps it also illustrates that a "take charge" man doesn't exist!! 
langleygirl: "take charge" man doesn't exist!!
Oh I do but not on my charge card
holtland: Oh I do but not on my charge card
Aha ... too true. 
langleygirl: Perhaps it also illustrates that a "take charge" man doesn't exist!!
My, my, my,...still being the sassy young lady, aren't you? You may continue to "believe" your statement,...for now at least,..
A_Non_A_Moose: My, my, my,...still being the sassy young lady, aren't you? You may continue to "believe" your statement,...for now at least,..
Hhm ... should I make a note of that statement for future references purposes???? I never listen especially when I comes from a man.
langleygirl: Hhm ... should I make a note of that statement for future references purposes????
You may if you wish,...
A_Non_A_Moose: You may if you wish,...
I'm looking forward to holding you to that!kitty01: I never listen especially when I comes from a man.
Well I'd reply to that Kitty,....but would you even be listening to me?
langleygirl: I'm looking forward to holding you to that!
Rest assured. And you can hold me as long as you want,.....
to that.
A_Non_A_Moose: Rest assured. And you can hold me as long as you want,.....
to that.
Lol .. you might have to use a sick day! to that.
langleygirl: Lol .. you might have to use a sick day!
hmmm,....might just have to,...if I was that kind of guy,.... (What's that Chuckles? No, I am not sick,...you can put away the hot water bottle,...no, she was saying I might,...I see you laughing,...you know exactly what she was getting at,...go to bed! Sheesh,....silly grizzly)
If a bear could blush! 
langleygirl: If a bear could blush!
Apparently so!
langleygirl: Apparently so!
(What's that Chuckles? Uh,...yes,.....moose can blush too,....but who says I'm blushing,....hey,.what's the snickering all about,...get to bed,. Sheesh,...stupid grizzly!)
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After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding and a perfect honeymoon. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? Look down for the answer,...
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep reading...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.