Pretty Russian woman - multipart ( Archived) (3)

hello Bob, I have received your message, thanks. Excuse, that at once has not answered, I was in business trip and now with pleasure I write to you. my name Ekaterina.
I liked your photos. You rather attractive man. Please continue to send me your photos!
Now acquaintance on the Internet popularly in the whole world. We can communicate here and learn each other. please, your photos have gone to me, viewing of your photos will help me to know better you.
I the sociable girl. To me 31 year, I was born on May, 2nd, 1979. (zodiac a Taurus).
My growth of 171 centimetre, weight of 62 kg.
please tell about itself, it will be very interesting to me!
I live one and never was married. In the past I had relations with the man, but my last relations with the man have ended one year ago.
I wish as to tell, that I study English language independently. I hope, that I do not suppose many grammatical errors.
I have forgotten to tell, that I live in Russia.
I hope, the distance between us will not make to us complexities in dialogue?
With impatience I wait for your letter. Bye...

(picture of a pretty young lady in winter coat in the snow)

Oh my dear!

My hear has jumped out of its place and it was racing so fast that I could hardly get it, I was chasing it around the table to catch it as it was racing away.

What a joy that this new thingy called cybernet has bought us together!! I was dreaming about you for days and nights, I mean I sleep a lot during the days because I have sleepless nights and since your fairy hairy presence had dropped upon me from this cydernet thingy I cannot rest. Rest assured I run around, or rather, limp around with my remaining leg, the wooden one is a bit hard to drag with me, so when I get exceedingly excited because this great treasure dropped on my lap I just detach it and jump up and down in my immense joy. I mean I only jump up and then fall down, I do not know how to jump down, but people talk a lot about jumping up and down, you see, but I never really figured out how they jump down.

Oh, how can you have 171 cm growth when you are a woman? That is a very long growth indeed, dear. Have you been to the doctor to cut it off? It is not good to let it grow so long when you are a woman.

You know the heat just flushes my whole body from top to toe when I just think about how much you like my photos. You little cutie, you must have had a couple of glasses of vodka, hehe, I only sent you one photo, but you saw more than one!!! Multiplication the Russian way!
But I am surely a handsome young bloke on it, I assure you the old lady at the corner shop keeps telling me "Young man you are short by fifty cents!" Haha, she also likes me, but she is not from Russia, you know, so she only sees one of me.

Ah, nothing is more pleasurable than telling you, dear beautiful angel, about myself. As you can see I am a very sturdy guy. You know what sturdy is? I don't have my dictionary handy, hmm, I keep forgetting this word. My mother used to tell me, "Bob, just study harrrrd". That must be it! Yeah, I do study harrrd and hence I am sturrrdy, thank you very much indeed.

Did I tell you I am handsome also? That lady in the corner shop on the other side of the road as that has a corner also and there is a corner shop there - maybe it is not even a corner shop because it is, you know, not quite on the corner, but a bit further in, so I don't remember what shop it is called, maybe "further-in shop", yes, that's it dear, so in that further-in shop there is an old lady, but she is not as old as the old lady in the other corner shop on the other side of the road, which is really a corner shop, so this not so old lady said once to me, "You know the politicians' pay is handsome Bob". Well, I didn't know the politicians' pay, but it felt good that I was called handsome, and when I went home I checked myself in the mirror, and voila!!! I was indeed very handsome.

Now I don't waste my words any more, I mean your time and my time because it is now bedtime, but to keep you reminded and excited about me I attached another photo of mine that is a bit larger, I don't know how it happened or where it came from, I have just found it on the hard drive - shhh, it took such a hard drive to find it, hehehe.

OK, dear my little fairy, be peaceful with yourself and promise me you don't drink too much vodka this time before you look at my picture because I am sliming on you from it - well, almost. Sliming? Maybe smiling? I forgot how to spell it.

Bye now,

Bob

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