Hey sweetie, but at least there are intelligent, funny things coming out of it! It's when there's the blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...well...get it?
Should a one-eyed drunk with a worn out wooden leg wink with his good-eye while standing on one leg without the use of a kickstand.....as he stops to piss off the bridge with no safety rails....
I wonder why people that are bedfast are so hard to find at home. I don't mean during doctor visits either. True!
Took my father three times to catch one lady to deliever her TV. When she called he had my mother talk and keep her on the phone until he got to her house. She did not have legs and no car.
That one eyed drunk was my great uncle. He was driving a standard trans. car (clutch and brake). Either he was knocked out when he went over or he couldn't swim because of the wooden leg floating. Anyway he died.
LOL...one of my grandfathers...and i only had 2 was drunk and got run over by a train...I wasn't born yet ...my Mum was only 16...It broke her hart I reckon...but she gave me his name.
Hahahaha....Your right....I actually know someone who thought they could get out of paying child support if they quit working cuz it left them with no money to live on.....Duh
I worked for an ambulance company where we also sold medical supplies so we had a regular office number. A woman called when my boss was standing behind me. She asked me for the number for 9=1=1 and I told her 911. She told me to stop being smart and give her the number. I asked her to look at her phone and find each number. She called me a worthless b___ and said she would call the police department. I hope she had better luck finding that 911 number..
A girl in the same office was given a new computer. She was setting it up and was unable to get it to work. She told the boss and he said to call the computer geek. When he got there he plugged it in.
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Should people with Attention Deficit Disorder really drive cars?
Should a one eyed drunk with a worn out wooden leg drive a worn out old car over a country bridge with no safty rails.
What are some really stupid things you know of that people do?