Things You Never Bring To Bed (119)
RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Postsvenusenvy: O man RD! makes me wonder just wth your cruisin around looking at online
.. Hi V, nice to see thee ....
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RDM59: .. Hi V, nice to see thee ....
Good to see you too Handsome
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RDM59: My local farmer uses one to get his cows and bulls aroused ...
You could tie it facing upwards...
To one of the support post in the basement
file off the pointy end, and let it hit
the main beam...
You could get your partner AND the two
on either side of you... off at the same time
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Ur_Knight: You could tie it facing upwards...
To one of the support post in the basement
file off the pointy end, and let it hit
the main beam...
You could get your partner AND the two
on either side of you... off at the same time
To one of the support post in the basement
file off the pointy end, and let it hit
the main beam...
You could get your partner AND the two
on either side of you... off at the same time
I can see youve put a LOT of thought into this
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venusenvy: Well then she must be a very happy lady
Don't have one yet... for some reason they seem to shy away when I talk to them about some of my ideas
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In response to: Well I can think of a million things I'd never want to bring to bed but I'm more curious of the things you all wouldn't want in your bed
A horse head.
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Ur_Knight: Don't have one yet... for some reason they seem to shy away when I talk to them about some of my ideas
Huh! Thats not what your prof says...not that Ive been yaknow, pervin it or anything
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venusenvy: Huh! Thats not what your prof says...not that Ive been yaknow, pervin it or anything
I think she just locked me down here to keep me off the streets
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Ur_Knight: I think she just locked me down here to keep me off the streets
K...Im confused Baby
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Mystyr: Well I can think of a million things I'd never want to bring to bed but I'm more curious of the things you all wouldn't want in your bed
An extra-curricular woman.
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DBguy: I can't help it. He's kind of attached to me
Well helllooooo DB. 
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Sandpaper
Crazy glue
Bag of sugar
Or one of these
Crazy glue
Bag of sugar
Or one of these
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StillOfTheNight: Sandpaper
Crazy glue
Bag of sugar
Or one of these
Good to see you back Still. Crazy glue
Bag of sugar
Or one of these
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Kaybee50: Good to see you back Still.
Now I think most everyone knew I really wouldn't leave lol.
Oh, a soldering iron would not be much fun in bed either
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Mystyr: Well I can think of a million things I'd never want to bring to bed but I'm more curious of the things you all wouldn't want in your bed
I would never bring my ex wife, a knife, food, a gun or any type of sharp object to bed.
But, rope, tape and blindfolds are good if she's interested in something different.
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venusenvy: K...Im confused Baby
she's got me locked in her dungeon... I only caught a glimpse of her before she put the hood over my head and dragged me here. Real pretty she is
I'm sure she loves me... she said she had a couple of things to do, but then she'd be back to *take care of me*.
Sure is a lot of weird stuff down here though... she must be some kind of furniture maker or something.
(translation... haven't met yet, but dedicated)
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the ghost of your last s.h.a.g.
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Witchaywoman: A horse head.
How about the guy who sent the horse head? Hmm, better a dead fish than a horse head. The Godfather would think of several different things he could drop off in someone's bed that could be disagreeable. Maybe someone's hand or some lopped off fingers. Yikes, not stuff I would want to find in my bed. Ohhhhh nooooo!!
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