Raynew1959: My first wife and I met while working for the same company, Timberland Boots. After almost ten years of marriage, she gave me the boot.
My second wife and I met right here in the forums. Married July 14, '07 and now waiting for a divorce to be finalized. Despite claiming to still love me, she wants her maiden name back.
Why can't she have her maiden name back AND be married to you, too? People change their names all the time.
My last ex married the first time (a sailor) after drinking 5 mai tais. Beware of mai tais!!
I met my last ex on my BBS (pre-Internet). I was just dishing up dinner when I heard a beep on my BBS. When I answered the beep, there was my 2nd wife-to-be. We were in ein 5 minutes flat, because everything fell into place, and we lasted 14 years.
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But GACryptic didn't know it was a joke, and now, well, here we are.