What not to say.... (28)
dreccky: ...to your date when you first meet...
''Sorry I'm a bit late,I was scraping my mother's corns...''
You get the Gist..
''Sorry I'm a bit late,I was scraping my mother's corns...''
You get the Gist..
wow... you look stunning in that dress.... pity about your face
dreccky: ...to your date when you first meet...
''Sorry I'm a bit late,I was scraping my mother's corns...''
You get the Gist..
Oh , allow me hon . That zit on your chin needs some lovin ''Sorry I'm a bit late,I was scraping my mother's corns...''
You get the Gist..
" God I thought you would be fat from seeing your profile pic but no your actually slim"
ladycinders: " God I thought you would be fat from seeing your profile pic but no your actually slim"
or wow you look a lot older than your picture 
salanky: or wow you look a lot older than your picture
Think fat is worse though...so funny!
ladycinders: Think fat is worse though...so funny!
theres also the wow you look a lot more masculine than i thought from the bloke listen sweetheart im just gonna cut to the chase, i just wanna smash your backdors in... lol
now that should do the trick
now that should do the trick
unouwantme2: listen sweetheart im just gonna cut to the chase, i just wanna smash your backdors in... lol
now that should do the trick
note where your comments are heading to now that should do the trick
salanky: note where your comments are heading to
lol there heading nowhere unouwantme2: lol there heading nowhere
exactly hmmmm ... did you photo shop your profile pics? 
salanky: exactly
i must try that line sometime salanky: theres also the wow you look a lot more masculine than i thought from the bloke
Ah seriously
no way! Uno...you are unreal..the world needs more guys like that...NOT
I see you've inherited your mother's breasts.
ladycinders: Ah seriously no way!
Uno...you are unreal..the world needs more guys like that...NOT
Uno...you are unreal..the world needs more guys like that...NOT
course it does unouwantme2: course it does
god love us one of you is enough 
salanky: god love us one of you is enough
im not that bad at allunouwantme2: im not that bad at all
of course your not 
salanky: thats true
Is that your final Answer Sal?
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''Sorry I'm a bit late,I was scraping my mother's corns...''
You get the Gist..