Halloween stories and jokes (8)
online today!online today!crazyblondeoneNo Scammers, California USA39 Threads 3,164 PostsDoes anyone have a favorite or new story, joke or riddle for Halloween? Lets all share something funny or scary!!
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When I was a child, we had a
witch down the street,
around the corner and on the other side of the field.
She had the biggest pomegranate tree I have ever seen and half of hung
over the broken down fence.
We would run through the field and hide in the bushes hoping she would not see us.
As an adult I told this tale to my teen daughter and she wondered about her mother.
It was near the halloween and I craved pomegranates and reminded my daughter of the story and told her I knew where there was a big pomegranate tree and I was going to get me some.
I grabbed a pillow case and told her I would be back in a little while.
Later, I returned home with a pillow case full of pomegranates and she asked
where was the tree? The honest person that I am, I told her the truth...
Stater Brothers Super Market.
witch down the street,around the corner and on the other side of the field.
She had the biggest pomegranate tree I have ever seen and half of hung
over the broken down fence.
We would run through the field and hide in the bushes hoping she would not see us.
As an adult I told this tale to my teen daughter and she wondered about her mother.
It was near the halloween and I craved pomegranates and reminded my daughter of the story and told her I knew where there was a big pomegranate tree and I was going to get me some.
I grabbed a pillow case and told her I would be back in a little while.
Later, I returned home with a pillow case full of pomegranates and she asked
where was the tree? The honest person that I am, I told her the truth...
Stater Brothers Super Market.
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COFFIN
A man was walking home alone foggy night, when he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him faster...
faster...
BUMP..
BUMP...
BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels
--- the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping
toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
The coffin stops!
A man was walking home alone foggy night, when he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him faster...
faster...
BUMP..
BUMP...
BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels
--- the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping
toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
The coffin stops!
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I don't know any jokes or stories so will post am halloweenie song instead 
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Zellarrone1: I don't know any jokes or stories so will post am halloweenie song instead
I love the Monster Mash!! Thank you for that!!
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a compilation...
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Ur_Knight: a compilation...
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Ur_Knight: a compilation...
That reminds of the year my son and I visited a neighborhood garage all decked out for Halloween. They had a man dressed as Dracula lying inside a casket but I thought it was a dummy. I went up to it and he sat up...scared the bejesus outta me...I ran clear across the street screaming. Everyone at the house was laughing hysterically at my reaction. 
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