Lets Write a Fish Story, Everyone add one sentence. ( Archived) (46)

That was her nick name, silly man..

Wanda was no fool. She knew when she heard the sizzle of butter in the fryin pan that she had to call the airline for a quick reservation to .............

Red Lobster, where she hoped to assume a new identity and enter the witness protection plan.

Wanda was now the star in the big fish tank at Red Lobster. He new name was Freckles. People oooed and ahhhed at her beauty while they were waiting for a table. She wasn't meant to be somebody's dinner but she also knew that she had to come close to the fish tank glass for people to think she was looking at them. Freckles was happy but she wanted somebody to love..........

She checked out the seafood platter, but alas, there was no one of interest for her there, so she...

Wallie, she wants someone that's alive and kicking, not dead as a doornail. And BTW, she wants to be called by her name, Freckles, otherwise she's going to lose her self-esteem.

So Freckles pondered and pondered, she knew it was only a matter of time before there would be a new addition to the tank. The tv in the waiting area of the Red Lobster had a news program on reporting that the National Aquarium Of Fishies had to move their residents while undergoing construction of the Aquarium. This was good news. She waited and waited for her knight to come through the door. Should wasn't sure how forward she should be when he jumped into the tank. Should she just smile at him or wiggle waggle her tail or blink her beautiful eyes......

Your right Monti, we don't want her to have a identity crises.

Revision...she decided that while she was waiting for him, she would keep herself busy with a career change. She went into the advertising field and got a job inside the tank, flashing a placard at the guests that read, 'eat more chikin'. She figured if it worked for the cows, it might take the heat off her.

Excellent... So now she's flashing....a placard.... Freckles next plan was if she saw Mr. Fishright she might flash more then her placard, but she would have to be sure about that cause Freckles was not fickle. She knows the aquarium fishies should have been there hours ago and the it happens... Her hopes and wishies are about to fade as she hears in the tv news that a truck carrying da fishes was in an accident. Good grief ! Did the fish tank break? Is her knight still in water?

Luck was with her and her fishy mate. Unknown to her, the tank he was in, did in fact break, but, just like in a old time serial, there was a storm drain next to where he landed. With all his strenght, he lept into the drain. Using his onboard GPS, he made his way to the Red Lobster and swimming upstream, he came up through the drain system and lept again into the kitchen sink, where a busboy had just filled the sink with fresh water. A good Samaritain passsing by, saw him and seeing that he was too small for a meal anyway, released him into the fish tank where...