What about your country... (6)

I'm boored and doing some laundry..

Here is some facts from me to all of you out there:

Swedes have a tendancy to wear "viking helmets" at icehockey matches.. Hmm, Swedish vikings where FARMERS, the cool ones are the Danish or Norwegians.. (Ooops, this could take me to courtmarshal.. )

Sweden and Switzerland are NOT the same. Switzerlands main exports are, kookoo clocks and chocolate.. Swedens main exports are IKEA and ABBA..

In Sweden not all girls walk around dressed as "swedish bikini team", That's actually in Norway! ;)

Sweden has not been engaged in war for over 300 years, yes we where chickens during WW2 but for gods sake, the Vikings left for America 1000 years ago and left us all alone, defenseless!

In Sweden most peoples applause the global warming, we could need some degrees warmer!

We use larger icehockey rinks than the NHL does, We need the space, are big folks you know..

In Sweden, we must buy our alcohol from special shops, called "systembolaget".. ( Or moonshine from you next door neighbours cellar..)

When we spent millions of $ to built our own superspecial warplane, it crasched pretty early during his flight over our capital..

Stockholm truly is an beautiful capital, we don't have to mention that we stoled much of the arcitecture from the french, we left the frog eating to them...

Sweden has had quite a stable economic structure since 1945.. Hmm i wonder why, 85% of Europe's industry bombed to bits, but not ours..

In sports we often competes with our friends the Norwegians, they come to us and tries to take our women and we do the same to them..

In Sweden, winter always comes as a shock to everyone, what the ***** it's snowing again.. ( It does that every year, stupid...) And once again all trains and buses are standing still...


That's what i had to tell you about my country, what about yours?

Italians do it better......!!! That's a clue about my country...no, am only joking, latin macho men disappeared in my country and they are only obsessed by their mothers........ Actually in my opinion Danish are improving a lot...(have good friends in CPH)

Apart that, it's a great country where everybody is willing and able to smile and laugh most of time and they always approach life very ironically. I like that a lot, I'd only wishj some more organization and efficency in infrastructures and public entities....but when I drop to Toscana anda taste their nature, food, style amd much more...I feel really better!

Too bad the football players (and their partners) are treated here like god and goddesses.....anyway that's part of our religion unfortunately.......

These are some bites.....hope to hear from you again.

Ciao from Milan,
Barbara

In England there are 3 fashion statments:

1. Chavs – Yobs generally wearing Burberry Clothing.
2. Council estate – Yobs generally wearing Shell suits
3. Ordinary – Ordinary people wearing ordinary clothing.
Oh and for football matches- Yobs wearing no tops in freezing rain.


England and Scotland are NOT the same. Scotland’s main export is Whisky, England’s main export is Yobs.

In England not all the girls walk round dressed as the “Swedish Bikini Tam”, that’s actually in our dreams.

England is continuously engaged in war, but successive governments have left us defenceless.

In England most people think Global warming is a quilt cover.

We don’t use ice-hockey rinks

In England we buy our alcohol from special shops (in France).

When we spent millions of £ to build our own super special warplane (along with some European counterparts, Typhoon) by the time it was finished it didn’t have a role.


London is also a beautiful capital, very cosmopolitan and rumour has it that there are also some English people living there.

The only stable economy England has is at the Racecourse.

In sports we often……………………………….LOSE

In England, winter always comes as a shock to everyone, what the ***** it's snowing again.. ( It does that every year, stupid...) And once again all trains and buses are standing still...


All these are views meant for a laugh and if I have offended anyone TOUGH




KK

You forgot to mention that Sweden has a LOT of good looking guys! That is a pure fact, genetically Swedish people are close to perfect....Must add that Swedish guys in Malta turn heads...including mine, our Maltese boys are not blessed with such perfect facial features. That is my opinion, maybe I see it that way because I do not fancy the typical Maltese looking guys...I prefer blondes!

Holland is flat, the people are (mostly) tall and till a few years ago you could do anything you want.