Mickey's Advise Thread (98)
mickeyscouse: Yes I know, try telling the Chinese that? a nation of big spitters.
Personaly I dont like to see a women spit
Pop into the club for a split roast instead and you can take
one of the Turkeys home with you for Christmas dinner as they are running around the club and keep pecking at my pole
Personaly I dont like to see a women spit
Pop into the club for a split roast instead and you can take
one of the Turkeys home with you for Christmas dinner as they are running around the club and keep pecking at my pole
Ha ha! I don't like to see anyone spit.
I have a friend who has no hair, tattoos and walks like a Staffy - you get the picture - and I actually managed to train him to say, "Excuse me, babe, don't look" before he spits.
Thanks for advice about the turkeys, but we don't normally eat meat. Its just that cannibalism is cheaper than Tesco.
Every little helps.
jac379: Ha ha! I don't like to see anyone spit.
I have a friend who has no hair, tattoos and walks like a Staffy - you get the picture - and I actually managed to train him to say, "Excuse me, babe, don't look" before he spits.
Thanks for advice about the turkeys, but we don't normally eat meat. Its just that cannibalism is cheaper than Tesco.
Every little helps.
I have a friend who has no hair, tattoos and walks like a Staffy - you get the picture - and I actually managed to train him to say, "Excuse me, babe, don't look" before he spits.
Thanks for advice about the turkeys, but we don't normally eat meat. Its just that cannibalism is cheaper than Tesco.
Every little helps.
If you take a few Turkeys off my hands, I will throw in Lily & Bestbefore
for christmas dinner
The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys
mickeyscouse: If you take a few Turkeys off my hands, I will throw in Lily & Bestbefore
for christmas dinner
The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys
for christmas dinner
The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys
Hey what dya mean you'll throw me and Bestbefore in? What are we? Part of the christmas bonus? Or on the menu?
mickeyscouse: You have the dilemma, Mickey has the answer.
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I need advice. I need you to advise me of the kindda advice I need
mickeyscouse: If you take a few Turkeys off my hands, I will throw in Lily & Bestbefore
for christmas dinner [/b
The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys
for christmas dinner [/b
The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys
That's your Christmas present chucked off the sleigh
Seeing as she appears to be a vegan ,I'd be no good anyway as there's too much meat on me.
xxLilyxx: Hey what dya mean you'll throw me and Bestbefore in? What are we? Part of the christmas bonus? Or on the menu?
That's the thanks you get for helping him out.I'm downing tools and just going to enjoy myself from now on.
xxLilyxx: I need advice. I need you to advise me of the kindda advice I need
I'd rather give him a piece of my mind,but unfortunately I've lost it
Okay since you lot are in an advise mood... try and phanthom this out...
meet a guy we connected, but then, the unthinkable, I fall for this guy, he's intelligent, whitty, charming, charamastic, and then I go on a self destructive mission as my ex calls it... I become moody, suspicious, jealous, sarcastic... and all those horrible emotions...
anyway we parted company.... after he told me to f.o.
funny thing is if i met this guy in the normal way, wouldn't look at him twice, let alone once, but because this is cyberspace, hey for a person not interested in relationships or dating, how the hell did this guy get under my skin that I accepted his invitation to go out.... frigg... I'm too old for this....
problem is I wanted more ... hang out like friends do... go to movies, the beach anything...kind of thing ..... but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but he wasn't the easiest person to communicate with................ mickeyscouse: If you take a few Turkeys off my hands, I will throw in Lily & Bestbefore
for christmas dinner
The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys
for christmas dinner
The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys
Dear Mickey,
Firstly, please can you advise me about how to make old mutton tender enough to eat and secondly, please can you advise me on where to hide now that I've said that?
Anonymous, Pontyclun.
islandgirl62: Okay since you lot are in an advise mood... try and phanthom this out...
meet a guy we connected, but then, the unthinkable, I fall for this guy, he's intelligent, whitty, charming, charamastic, and then I go on a self destructive mission as my ex calls it... I become moody, suspicious, jealous, sarcastic... and all those horrible emotions...
anyway we parted company.... after he told me to f.o.
funny thing is if i met this guy in the normal way, wouldn't look at him twice, let alone once, but because this is cyberspace, hey for a person not interested in relationships or dating, how the hell did this guy get under my skin that I accepted his invitation to go out.... frigg... I'm too old for this....
problem is I wanted more ... hang out like friends do... go to movies, the beach anything...kind of thing ..... but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but he wasn't the easiest person to communicate with................
meet a guy we connected, but then, the unthinkable, I fall for this guy, he's intelligent, whitty, charming, charamastic, and then I go on a self destructive mission as my ex calls it... I become moody, suspicious, jealous, sarcastic... and all those horrible emotions...
anyway we parted company.... after he told me to f.o.
funny thing is if i met this guy in the normal way, wouldn't look at him twice, let alone once, but because this is cyberspace, hey for a person not interested in relationships or dating, how the hell did this guy get under my skin that I accepted his invitation to go out.... frigg... I'm too old for this....
problem is I wanted more ... hang out like friends do... go to movies, the beach anything...kind of thing ..... but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but he wasn't the easiest person to communicate with................
Awww
You've more or less wrote my recent experience as though you've been walking in my shoes. I must admit the hardest thing I know I needed to do is, to try and shut off the thoughts of wondering why? or trying to understand and fathom him out. I know it's easier said than done. I don't think you ever can get to the bottom of things, not unless he wants you to. Personally I had to accept, at the end of the day, it was what it was. But in the end it wasn't what I really wanted. It was Time to move on and just accept it as part of one of lifes lesson. The thing that still frustrates me the most is, it took me 5 years to reach my decision to call it a day. I knew after a year things were never going to change. So why on earth did I waste a further 4 years hoping things would improve
Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea. Even at our age
islandgirl62: Okay since you lot are in an advise mood... try and phanthom this out...
meet a guy we connected, but then, the unthinkable, I fall for this guy, he's intelligent, whitty, charming, charamastic, and then I go on a self destructive mission as my ex calls it... I become moody, suspicious, jealous, sarcastic... and all those horrible emotions...
anyway we parted company.... after he told me to f.o.
funny thing is if i met this guy in the normal way, wouldn't look at him twice, let alone once, but because this is cyberspace, hey for a person not interested in relationships or dating, how the hell did this guy get under my skin that I accepted his invitation to go out.... frigg... I'm too old for this....
problem is I wanted more ... hang out like friends do... go to movies, the beach anything...kind of thing ..... but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but he wasn't the easiest person to communicate with................
meet a guy we connected, but then, the unthinkable, I fall for this guy, he's intelligent, whitty, charming, charamastic, and then I go on a self destructive mission as my ex calls it... I become moody, suspicious, jealous, sarcastic... and all those horrible emotions...
anyway we parted company.... after he told me to f.o.
funny thing is if i met this guy in the normal way, wouldn't look at him twice, let alone once, but because this is cyberspace, hey for a person not interested in relationships or dating, how the hell did this guy get under my skin that I accepted his invitation to go out.... frigg... I'm too old for this....
problem is I wanted more ... hang out like friends do... go to movies, the beach anything...kind of thing ..... but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but he wasn't the easiest person to communicate with................
It was meant to be and it happened for a purpose.
If you fell for someone you wouldn't normally look twice at, then why did you fall for him? Was it because you needed a practice run and so sub-consciously picked an inapproprite partner? Was it because there was something about him that was different from you usual pattern of relationships/partners and its time to make changes in order to have a more sucessful relationship?
You recognise that the suspicious/jealous behaviours are destructive, so learn from this. Why did you get suspicious/jealous? Was it rational, or is it from past experience? What can you do differently next time if you get those feelings again? Can you rationalize those feelings in your own mind, or do you need to find a better way of being reassured by your partner?
Learn from this. It will increase your chances of having a happy, healthy relationship in the future.
jac379: It was meant to be and it happened for a purpose.
If you fell for someone you wouldn't normally look twice at, then why did you fall for him? Was it because you needed a practice run and so sub-consciously picked an inapproprite partner? Was it because there was something about him that was different from you usual pattern of relationships/partners and its time to make changes in order to have a more sucessful relationship?
You recognise that the suspicious/jealous behaviours are destructive, so learn from this. Why did you get suspicious/jealous? Was it rational, or is it from past experience? What can you do differently next time if you get those feelings again? Can you rationalize those feelings in your own mind, or do you need to find a better way of being reassured by your partner?
Learn from this. It will increase your chances of having a happy, healthy relationship in the future.
If you fell for someone you wouldn't normally look twice at, then why did you fall for him? Was it because you needed a practice run and so sub-consciously picked an inapproprite partner? Was it because there was something about him that was different from you usual pattern of relationships/partners and its time to make changes in order to have a more sucessful relationship?
You recognise that the suspicious/jealous behaviours are destructive, so learn from this. Why did you get suspicious/jealous? Was it rational, or is it from past experience? What can you do differently next time if you get those feelings again? Can you rationalize those feelings in your own mind, or do you need to find a better way of being reassured by your partner?
Learn from this. It will increase your chances of having a happy, healthy relationship in the future.
Hi Jac, to answer your first part of the question.... I felt connected to him from his first email, then texts and phone calls... never read his profile until about a month or so later...
as for a practice run....I hate to think that I used him like that...and as for jealous/suspicious.... let's just say i'll answer that off the forum....
xxLilyxx: Awww You've more or less wrote my recent experience as though you've been walking in my shoes. I must admit the hardest thing I know I needed to do is, to try and shut off the thoughts of wondering why? or trying to understand and fathom him out. I know it's easier said than done. I don't think you ever can get to the bottom of things, not unless he wants you to.
Personally I had to accept, at the end of the day, it was what it was. But in the end it wasn't what I really wanted. It was Time to move on and just accept it as part of one of lifes lesson. The thing that still frustrates me the most is, it took me 5 years to reach my decision to call it a day. I knew after a year things were never going to change. So why on earth did I waste a further 4 years hoping things would improve
Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea. Even at our age
Personally I had to accept, at the end of the day, it was what it was. But in the end it wasn't what I really wanted. It was Time to move on and just accept it as part of one of lifes lesson. The thing that still frustrates me the most is, it took me 5 years to reach my decision to call it a day. I knew after a year things were never going to change. So why on earth did I waste a further 4 years hoping things would improve
Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea. Even at our age
mickeyscouse: If you take a few Turkeys off my hands, I will throw in Lily & Bestbefore
for christmas dinner
The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys
for christmas dinner
The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys
You have something against the Turks?
jac379: Dear Mickey,
Firstly, please can you advise me about how to make old mutton tender enough to eat and secondly, please can you advise me on where to hide now that I've said that?
Anonymous, Pontyclun.
Firstly, please can you advise me about how to make old mutton tender enough to eat and secondly, please can you advise me on where to hide now that I've said that?
Anonymous, Pontyclun.
It's all sorted and prepared all tender and looking good
Do you want them shipped in the same crate as the Turkeys
xxLilyxx: Hey what dya mean you'll throw me and Bestbefore in? What are we? Part of the christmas bonus? Or on the menu?
It's my Christmas gift to you both for being such a help around the club
What are your measurements
Jac needs to know what size pot to buy bestbefore: That's your Christmas present chucked off the sleigh Seeing as she appears to be a vegan ,I'd be no good anyway as there's too much meat on me.
You Lily and I are celebrating Christmas a week early
because you wont be here Christmas day, I have arranged a holiday for you both, for being such a help around the club You wont need to pack much for the trip, maybe some tin foil and paxo
cynicalorange: You have something against the Turks?
No they do great Kebabs
jac379: Dear Mickey,
Firstly, please can you advise me about how to make old mutton tender enough to eat and secondly, please can you advise me on where to hide now that I've said that?
Anonymous, Pontyclun.
Firstly, please can you advise me about how to make old mutton tender enough to eat and secondly, please can you advise me on where to hide now that I've said that?
Anonymous, Pontyclun.
There is no hiding place. I might resemble that remark but I'm sure as hell Lily doesn't.
My advise stick to your greens.
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