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"I say old man" said Sir Algernon, "I do believe the word is spelled w-o-o-m-b"
"No no, Algie old bean, it’s spelt w-o-m-m-b".
"Begging your pardon gentlemen" said the waiter who happened to overhear, "I believe the word is spelled w-o-m-b."
"Well Fotheringham old chap" said Sir Algernon,
"It’s quite clear this chappie has never been to Africa and heard an elephant fart under water".