Deaf people are a scream...?..!!! (6)
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Ahh..Nuliiii why?? I'm deaf on one side and hard of hearing on the other..GOOD thing I read LIPS..
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pops666: Ahh..Nuliiii why?? I'm deaf on one side and hard of hearing on the other..GOOD thing I read LIPS..
Ah well
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Good one anyways..keep the humour coming
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Nuliiiiiii: Twin sisters in a county Cork Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the 100 year old twin ladies. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
... Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the
sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA "FOCUS"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH
OF US?"
... Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the
sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA "FOCUS"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH
OF US?"
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... Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the
sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA "FOCUS"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH
OF US?"