Mayonaise Jar and 2 Beers (16)
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Glad you liked it Knight!
I hope others do also.
HL
I hope others do also.
HL
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sweet but beer is not my choice of drink...great joke tho...hello miss and hello mr knight....
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Very true and all too often people forget about the golf balls these days
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fore!!!
how do u circumsize a whale?send down four skin divers....
how do u circumsize a whale?send down four skin divers....
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fantastic post Healthy!
thanks...
thanks...
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Hi HL... good to see you ..... 
some more on the 'order of importance' stuff ......
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cheers! excellent posting...
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Nice one, HL. 
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RDM59: Hi HL... good to see you .....
some more on the 'order of importance' stuff ......
some more on the 'order of importance' stuff ......
This was a very good video, R!
Thanks for sharing!!
Great to see you too!
HL
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but beer causes me another problem.: having to go to the loo frequently
besides, in many countrues I fly to, it is prohibited. will orange juice do?
besides, in many countrues I fly to, it is prohibited. will orange juice do?
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cloud747: but beer causes me another problem.: having to go to the loo frequently
besides, in many countrues I fly to, it is prohibited. will orange juice do?
besides, in many countrues I fly to, it is prohibited. will orange juice do?
I suppose so, with Vodka added!
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Very liked it! 
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A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him..
When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar..
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full.
The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed..
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full..
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff.
'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you..
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children.
Spend time with your parents.
Visit with grandparents..
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your spouse out to dinner.
Play another 18.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.
Set your priorities.
The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.
The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'
The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.