Worst and best chat up lines. (28)
GodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 PostsWhat can I get for a tenner? 
ok , worst chat up line I ever heard was "whey Hi the lads" geordie in origin. The masters of tact and charm. lol.
"Ye dinna sweat much, for a fat lass loike."
"Ye dinna sweat much, for a fat lass loike."
A good one to use in a shop is
you : if you seen someone stealing in here would you report them
her : blah blah blah
you : well I have to report you
her : why ?
you : because you stole my heart
you : if you seen someone stealing in here would you report them
her : blah blah blah
you : well I have to report you
her : why ?
you : because you stole my heart
Just incase you lads are running out of bad 1s heres the latest 1 ive received ....
You have got beautiful eyes and a million worth smile and God, your teeth look so real.
Talk about making a girl feel good
You have got beautiful eyes and a million worth smile and God, your teeth look so real.
Talk about making a girl feel good
stanley8m: Ok folks, any little gems pf chat up lines you have used or heard that you would like to share?
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
"My word you have lovely legs.....tell me....
What time do they open????"
bmcg1: "My word you have lovely legs.....tell me....
What time do they open????"
What time do they open????"
theyre like asda open all night
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
To be used when chatting up foreign girls.
Have you got any Irish in ye?
She replies, "no".
Well, would you like some?
Have you got any Irish in ye?
She replies, "no".
Well, would you like some?
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