Worst and best chat up lines. (28)
stanley8m: Ok folks, any little gems pf chat up lines you have used or heard that you would like to share?
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
Is that one of your worst or best ..
stanley8m: Ok folks, any little gems pf chat up lines you have used or heard that you would like to share?
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
"I've lost my teddybear... will you sleep with me?"
perfect9: Is that one of your worst or best ..
Jesus, that's a strange chat up line..
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Worst one I've ever heard. . .
You must have eyes like spanners. . .
Cos everytime you look at me my nuts tighten!!
You must have eyes like spanners. . .
Cos everytime you look at me my nuts tighten!!
dantes85: Worst one I've ever heard. . .
You must have eyes like spanners. . .Cos everytime you look at me my nuts tighten!!
You must have eyes like spanners. . .Cos everytime you look at me my nuts tighten!!
stanley8m: Jesus, that's a strange chat up line..
I thought it a bit old thats all.......oops......if it works for you ,why not......
It must be your lucky day, because I have chosen you, out all these lovely ladies, for the one who gets to spend the night with me. 
stanley8m: Ok folks, any little gems pf chat up lines you have used or heard that you would like to share?
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
worst
can i have your phone number because i have lost mine
you must be tired because u have been running through my mind all night
all chat up lines are lame
stanley8m: Ok folks, any little gems pf chat up lines you have used or heard that you would like to share?
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
70Libra: "I've lost my teddybear... will you sleep with me?"
I WILL BUT AT MOMENT YOUR IN WATERFORD I AM D24"I think I could fall madly in bed with you"
stanley8m: Ok folks, any little gems pf chat up lines you have used or heard that you would like to share?
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
Nice dress, it would great on my bedroom floor. .
dantes85: Nice dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor. .
perfect9: Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U!
You cant have fun without F U
Hey Baby,Love your eyes, they are the same colour as my porsche.
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I will start of with my standard female pulling line.
NB,,,This Must be said with a mischevious cheeky grin.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you