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Jan 25, 2012 2:55 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
you see this gurl, and you decide you have just got to have her... how do you start. what's your very first sentence?yay
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Feb 26, 2012 4:47 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
Kargyle227
Kargyle227Kargyle227Home of the B-2, Missouri USA17 Threads 4 Polls 480 Posts
"Hi there! I was admiring your lovely, long hair...Is it difficult to take care of..??"

* Pick-up-lines * are for Smart-assed, immature Bad-boys that are only after One Thing...
Their own Self-gratification.

If I've ~Got to have her~, I'm going to be up front, respectful, sincere and honest!!

smitten love kiss yay
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Feb 26, 2012 4:48 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
lonelygal122
lonelygal122lonelygal122HallsGap, Victoria Australia8 Threads 4,567 Posts
Kargyle227: "Hi there! I was admiring your lovely, long hair...Is it difficult to take care of..??"

* Pick-up-lines * are for Smart-assed, immature Bad-boys that are only after One Thing...
Their own Self-gratification.

If I've ~Got to have her~, I'm going to be up front, respectful, sincere and honest!!

thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
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Feb 26, 2012 4:52 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
Seatraveler
SeatravelerSeatravelerLongview, Texas USA9 Threads 272 Posts
cloud747: you see this gurl, and you decide you have just got to have her... how do you start. what's your very first sentence?
Don't worry, when you wake up you won't remember any of this. devil
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Feb 26, 2012 5:01 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
....I say......hi there....whats your favorite position.......I normally wake up on my back....with a fat lip......I think i need help........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 26, 2012 6:40 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
Mermaidon
MermaidonMermaidonBrussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium26 Threads 4 Polls 1,116 Posts
cloud747: you see this gurl, and you decide you have just got to have her... how do you start. what's your very first sentence?

Pickup lines are for those who lack imagination and those who see women as objects without a mind of their own. I have to add, they are also for those who underestimate women, big mistake scold

I can't say what I'd say to her, Cloud, as I work on the inspiration of the moment, how I feel, how I feel her state of mind might be at the moment, where we happen to be, what type of woman she might be... to many variables.
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Feb 26, 2012 6:40 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
Mermaidon
MermaidonMermaidonBrussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium26 Threads 4 Polls 1,116 Posts
trueheart1941: ....I say......hi there....whats your favorite position.......I normally wake up on my back....with a fat lip......I think i need help........
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 22, 2012 2:48 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
Mermaidon: Pickup lines are for those who lack imagination and those who see women as objects without a mind of their own. I have to add, they are also for those who underestimate women, big mistake

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ur definition is wrong..
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Oct 22, 2012 6:41 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
22W00
22W0022W00Antibes, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France1 Threads 313 Posts
trueheart1941: ....I say......hi there....whats your favorite position.......I normally wake up on my back....with a fat lip......I think i need help........


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I'd let you buy me a drink for making me laugh applause
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Oct 22, 2012 6:46 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
trueheart1941: ....I say......hi there....whats your favorite position.......I normally wake up on my back....with a fat lip......I think i need help........
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 22, 2012 6:56 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
crazyblondeone
crazyblondeonecrazyblondeoneNo Scammers, California USA39 Threads 3,164 Posts
In response to: you see this gurl, and you decide you have just got to have her... how do you start. what's your very first sentence?


Hi my name is Cloudy! happy place
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Oct 22, 2012 6:58 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
misterprefect
misterprefectmisterprefectGeeklicious, Oregon USA2 Threads 59 Posts
"Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."

"Let's do math. Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply."

"Think of a number between 1-10. You lose. Take your top off."

"If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents."
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Oct 22, 2012 7:13 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
I usually wait for the woman to say "Hi" first, then I say "Hi" back in a quiet voice because I'm shy, after all. If it's a woman I haven't seen for awhile or someone I'm looking forward to seeing, my greeting would be a little enthusiastic. And if she offers a hug, she really in trouble!! Muhahaha.
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Oct 22, 2012 7:36 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
Wineman42
Wineman42Wineman42Bath, Ontario Canada11 Threads 563 Posts
I don't have any pick-up lines so how about I buy you a drink and you can help me come up with one to catch your attention!!
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Oct 22, 2012 7:56 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
"Hi"

"When do we set the date?"

"You look like my third wife, and I've only been married twice." I actually said this to an amazing single QFC clerk down the road.

"If I bought you a bike, would you ride with me?"
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Oct 22, 2012 8:02 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
hanzz
hanzzhanzzathens ga, Georgia USA1 Posts
I'm. Betting That. If you actually. Had any sucess with a pick up line ..you wouldn't. Be on a dating site. They pick us understand. That first
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Oct 22, 2012 9:10 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
HuggerMan4U: I usually wait for the woman to say "Hi" first, then I say "Hi" back in a quiet voice because I'm shy, after all. If it's a woman I haven't seen for awhile or someone I'm looking forward to seeing, my greeting would be a little enthusiastic. And if she offers a hug, she really in trouble!! Muhahaha.



teddybear rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 23, 2012 7:05 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
LonelyMontse08
LonelyMontse08LonelyMontse08San Pedro Sula, Honduras15 Threads 797 Posts
Kargyle227: "Hi there! I was admiring your lovely, long hair...Is it difficult to take care of..??"

* Pick-up-lines * are for Smart-assed, immature Bad-boys that are only after One Thing...
Their own Self-gratification.

If I've ~Got to have her~, I'm going to be up front, respectful, sincere and honest!!
thumbs up
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Oct 23, 2012 7:50 AM CST The Best pick up lines .....
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
I thought you were the old fashioned type, Defman.

What's wrong with a pencil and a piece of paper? laugh
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Oct 23, 2012 5:09 PM CST The Best pick up lines .....
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
pssst..how about itwink
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