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Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM CST THANK YOU LETTER
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of
my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties
I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my
new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about
how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led
to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed
my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives
who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and
then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in
the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.



grin cheers
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Jan 30, 2012 4:51 PM CST THANK YOU LETTER
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
patmac: Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of
my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties
I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my
new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about
how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led
to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed
my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives
who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and
then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in
the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.



laugh Good one! rolling on the floor laughing
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