tell a LIE about the person above you (193)
melody03dublin, Dublin Ireland16 Threads 142 PostsMimiKate: Has webbed feet
......works as taste tester for cat and dog food companyWESTERNSTAR1: ok so you made love to a 480 horsepower volvo on the m50 ,next time i'm in dublin your buying breakfast no bs.i b eating breakfast in home land soon ...after that i go home to cork !!
.......raids bins for food and licks them clean
melody03: .......raids bins for food and licks them clean
Stood me up on our date!
Green_Sleeves: Stood me up on our date!
Drinks in 'Scraggs Alley' bar every night on Tullow Street, (Carlow)
Green_Sleeves: Stood me up on our date!
Shwishhh schwoooo
Had a makeover with Gok Wan before taking his new pic
Green_Sleeves: Stood me up on our date!
........i turned up but i was dressed as a bloke...........ya walked right by me........
melody03: ......works as taste tester for cat and dog food company
thats the best lie so farGreen_Sleeves: Stood me up on our date!
........susan boyle is you maaaaaaamelody03: ........susan boyle is you maaaaaaa
had a cat that gave birth to 3 puppies
pedro27: had a cat that gave birth to 3 puppies
.......thinks his pet sheep is his girlfriend........takes it to the cinema......puts lipstick and headscarf on it...............melody03: .......thinks his pet sheep is his girlfriend........takes it to the cinema......puts lipstick and headscarf on it...............
wants 2 meet me 2night
pedro27: wants 2 meet me 2night
.......ive to wash my budgie tonight...........and then attend girls guides meeting lol......only for that........pedro27: wants 2 meet me 2night
.......ive to wash my budgie tonight...........and then attend girls guides meeting lol......only for that........melody03: .......ive to wash my budgie tonight...........and then attend girls guides meeting lol......only for that........
don't use soap on your budgie, could make it soar, i shall come round and wash it for ya
pedro27: don't use soap on your budgie, could make it soar, i shall come round and wash it for ya
..........stacks old tuna cans under his pillow......melody03: ..........stacks old tuna cans under his pillow......
saves her money up the chimmey
Green_Sleeves: Fantasises constantly about Susan Boyle!
.......wears sandals with socks..........and buys clothes in kiddies dept........melody03: .......wears sandals with socks..........and buys clothes in kiddies dept........
Has a secret, hot and steamy, sordid love affair going on with Pedro!
Green_Sleeves: Has a secret, hot and steamy, sordid love affair going on with Pedro!
sold all his woodworking tools to buy Lisa Hannigan a ring Green_Sleeves: Has a secret, hot and steamy, sordid love affair going on with Pedro!
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