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May 7, 2012 2:00 PM CST PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
A Kentucky State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window.
"'Uh, yes, Officer?"
The trooper asks: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs:"Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane... And nothing obscene is happening!The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir"
The trooper asks: "And her.... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..."




devil devil devil
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May 7, 2012 2:03 PM CST PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE
Aye..........the scots know how to tell a tale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 7, 2012 2:03 PM CST PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
patmac:

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..."


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May 7, 2012 2:12 PM CST PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
hoolet: Aye..........the scots know how to tell a tale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pratice dear Practice wink


grin cheers
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May 7, 2012 11:09 PM CST PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE
export4141
export4141export4141Hilo, Hawaii USA25 Posts
quote=patmac]Pratice dear Practice
patmac is the master craftsman of humor well done
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May 7, 2012 11:31 PM CST PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE
leo1shay
leo1shayleo1shayToronto, Ontario Canada2 Threads 161 Posts
uh and 11 min have past ... lol popcorn
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May 8, 2012 11:00 PM CST PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE
crazyblondeone
crazyblondeonecrazyblondeoneNo Scammers, California USA39 Threads 3,164 Posts
I loved this!! It was funny!!giggle
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