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2. You use duct tape to fix holes in your socks.
3. You collect cigarette buts off the ground to smoke later when you get home.
4. You use your dog's name to co-sign for an auto loan.
5. If your kid's balloon breaks you try to fix it with crazy glue.
6. You drink a cup of coffee while you're sitting on the toilet.
7. You take the newspaper from the bottom of your parrots cage and scrape it clean so that you can work the crossword puzzle.
8. You pick your teeth with the same nail file that you use on your toe nails.
9. You try to save the water from your washing machine so that you can use it again.
10. You wash your dirty socks in the bathroom sink and hang then on the shower curtain to dry.