COLORADO GIRLS..(remember I am one..lol) ( Archived) (12)

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

new wives duties.



The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had

told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.

He

said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean

house and dishes.



The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he

had

given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and

the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the

next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.



The third man had married a Colorado girl. He boasted that he told her

that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn

mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He

said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see

anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he

could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite

to

eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.



Got to love them Colorado girls!

ha ha thats a good one go colorado girls

I love it!

Oceans

thanks for that Missy

heh heh heh, thats hilarious, i haven't heard a good joke in a while so thanx for that one

very good

Wood was chopped and fences mended though
Love CO girls