Everything and anything has gone wrong today...The transmission went out in my car...I ran over a piece metal with the riding lawnmower and it hit the side of the house putting a hole in the new siding I worked so hard for...And, hopefully the last thing for today...there was an accident out front and they took down my mailbox and landed in the beautiful flower garden I'd been working in all summer....Please put a smile on my face...
My uncle had a cure for such days. You take a glass fill it with tomatoe juice and two eggs, tabasco sauce, pour in two fingers of whiskey. Carry that and the fifth of whiskey to the backdoor. Open the door, take a deep breath, THROW THE GLASS OF STUFF IN THE YARD, DRINK THE WISKEY AND STAY DRUNK TILL THINGS GET BETTER.
Thank You....I've never had such a rotten day and would'nt wish this one on anyone...LOL...Its like as soon as I stepped outside a rain cloud followed me and everywhere I went it poured....
its not as bad as it all seems... first the car can be fixed, the mailman will still deliver your mail, and the flowers will bloom again, the siding like the car can get fixed.
as long as no one lost a life, all is not lost and today will look better tomorrow...keep strong and getting drunk is never an answer... family, good friends, and a positive outlook is the best solution...
Dear Hummingbird' I hope you're not being being facetious I was hoping to put thing in a slightly different perspective for you; if I did make you smile, I'm flattered and happy...:)
Well I'm focused on your face and its as though I've seen you somewhere...I'm having a much better day and I thank you all for your feedback it was alot of fun...I look forward to doing it again...So be prepared it won't be a sad moment...lol
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