What's On Your Christmas List (98)
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langleygirl: You
Uh Uh, not going to let you two monopolize yet another thread.
lolSo what is on my list? Hmm hadn't really thought about it. How about someone to clean my house every week.
laffingone: Uh Uh, not going to let you two monopolize yet another thread. lol
So what is on my list? Hmm hadn't really thought about it. How about someone to clean my house every week.
So what is on my list? Hmm hadn't really thought about it. How about someone to clean my house every week.
LOL!
Hey H,...its not like we are trying to monopolize any given thread, or FORUM,....it just at times gets so "dead" in here,....just makes a person wannna strip down, crawl into a hottub, and post away like we are the only two in this forum! 
Hmmm,...clean the house once a week,...or every day for a week,....or every week for a day,.....or weakly for a week,.....or daily for a day,...???? Hmmmm,....
langleygirl: You
You indeed have already made my Christmas list complete with but a single word!
Okay,...a bit of serious time now,.....for those who wish to purchase me a gift(s) any two from the list below will suffice;
1. Ferrari and or Lambourghini (side by side comparison preferred)
2. Dinner with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
3. Goldshoe horn to put on Italian leather shoes (please,..18K minimum on the shoe horn,...and size 9 on the shoes!)
4. The Pacific (southern preferred,....but will accept the entire ocean if offered)
5. Toga party in the Taj Mahal
6. 48.7 million dollars in various deminiations,...surprise me!
7. A professional sports team (but this year,....let's not go NHL team, okay?)
8. A unicorn (and no gluing a horn on a good-looking horse,...)
But on a more serious note;
1. Socks. As lame as this might sound, socks are very, very useful to me and ever so much appreciated. Damn it,...I keep asking and no one takes me serious! Inexpensive sport socks,...black,....damn,...I like those,....and it has been YEARS since I have ever gotten any!
2. A good book! Not audio, not a rental,...but something I can fall asleep with. Uncle John's Bathroom Readers have always been a fave,...or something ecclectic or funny. I am a "hound" for anything regarding the Universe! Music and DVD's are also in this category! I live in the country and can download very little these days!
3. "C" stuff,...chocoalte or cologne (cuz hey,...these old socks I have are starting to smell funny!)
4. ANYTHING generated from the imagination and from the heart!!!! These can indeed be the most treasured gifts, and, can be so, so inexpensive!!!
5. A smile. Smile for me, and especially because of something I have done is to truly bestow wonderous gift! Throw in a kiss and life is good!!!
And if all else fails,...I can live with ONE of the items from the top list!!
I am truly, when you get right down to it, a very simple person to shop for,....especially since I have already received the best gift I could have ever asked for!
1. Ferrari and or Lambourghini (side by side comparison preferred)
2. Dinner with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
3. Goldshoe horn to put on Italian leather shoes (please,..18K minimum on the shoe horn,...and size 9 on the shoes!)
4. The Pacific (southern preferred,....but will accept the entire ocean if offered)
5. Toga party in the Taj Mahal
6. 48.7 million dollars in various deminiations,...surprise me!
7. A professional sports team (but this year,....let's not go NHL team, okay?)
8. A unicorn (and no gluing a horn on a good-looking horse,...)
But on a more serious note;
1. Socks. As lame as this might sound, socks are very, very useful to me and ever so much appreciated. Damn it,...I keep asking and no one takes me serious!
Inexpensive sport socks,...black,....damn,...I like those,....and it has been YEARS since I have ever gotten any!2. A good book! Not audio, not a rental,...but something I can fall asleep with. Uncle John's Bathroom Readers have always been a fave,...or something ecclectic or funny. I am a "hound" for anything regarding the Universe! Music and DVD's are also in this category! I live in the country and can download very little these days!
3. "C" stuff,...chocoalte or cologne (cuz hey,...these old socks I have are starting to smell funny!)
4. ANYTHING generated from the imagination and from the heart!!!! These can indeed be the most treasured gifts, and, can be so, so inexpensive!!!
5. A smile. Smile for me, and especially because of something I have done is to truly bestow wonderous gift! Throw in a kiss and life is good!!!
And if all else fails,...I can live with ONE of the items from the top list!!
I am truly, when you get right down to it, a very simple person to shop for,....especially since I have already received the best gift I could have ever asked for!
laffingone: Uh Uh, not going to let you two monopolize yet another thread. lol
So what is on my list? Hmm hadn't really thought about it. How about someone to clean my house every week.
Hey Laff .. I did indeed try to create some new threads = as usual just a lot of lookie-lous and no posters sooooooooooooo I think last night Moose and myself were the only Canadians with nothing to do!! lol So what is on my list? Hmm hadn't really thought about it. How about someone to clean my house every week.
P.S. that's a great gift idea :)
A_Non_A_Moose: Okay,...a bit of serious time now,.....for those who wish to purchase me a gift(s) any two from the list below will suffice;
1. Ferrari and or Lambourghini (side by side comparison preferred)
2. Dinner with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
3. Goldshoe horn to put on Italian leather shoes (please,..18K minimum on the shoe horn,...and size 9 on the shoes!)
4. The Pacific (southern preferred,....but will accept the entire ocean if offered)
5. Toga party in the Taj Mahal
6. 48.7 million dollars in various deminiations,...surprise me!
7. A professional sports team (but this year,....let's not go NHL team, okay?)
8. A unicorn (and no gluing a horn on a good-looking horse,...)But on a more serious note;
1. Socks. As lame as this might sound, socks are very, very useful to me and ever so much appreciated. Damn it,...I keep asking and no one takes me serious! Inexpensive sport socks,...black,....damn,...I like those,....and it has been YEARS since I have ever gotten any!
2. A good book! Not audio, not a rental,...but something I can fall asleep with. Uncle John's Bathroom Readers have always been a fave,...or something ecclectic or funny. I am a "hound" for anything regarding the Universe! Music and DVD's are also in this category! I live in the country and can download very little these days!
3. "C" stuff,...chocoalte or cologne (cuz hey,...these old socks I have are starting to smell funny!)
4. ANYTHING generated from the imagination and from the heart!!!! These can indeed be the most treasured gifts, and, can be so, so inexpensive!!!
5. A smile. Smile for me, and especially because of something I have done is to truly bestow wonderous gift! Throw in a kiss and life is good!!!
And if all else fails,...I can live with ONE of the items from the top list!!
I am truly, when you get right down to it, a very simple person to shop for,....especially since I have already received the best gift I could have ever asked for!
Your list is under review -1. Ferrari and or Lambourghini (side by side comparison preferred)
2. Dinner with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
3. Goldshoe horn to put on Italian leather shoes (please,..18K minimum on the shoe horn,...and size 9 on the shoes!)
4. The Pacific (southern preferred,....but will accept the entire ocean if offered)
5. Toga party in the Taj Mahal
6. 48.7 million dollars in various deminiations,...surprise me!
7. A professional sports team (but this year,....let's not go NHL team, okay?)
8. A unicorn (and no gluing a horn on a good-looking horse,...)But on a more serious note;
1. Socks. As lame as this might sound, socks are very, very useful to me and ever so much appreciated. Damn it,...I keep asking and no one takes me serious! Inexpensive sport socks,...black,....damn,...I like those,....and it has been YEARS since I have ever gotten any!
2. A good book! Not audio, not a rental,...but something I can fall asleep with. Uncle John's Bathroom Readers have always been a fave,...or something ecclectic or funny. I am a "hound" for anything regarding the Universe! Music and DVD's are also in this category! I live in the country and can download very little these days!
3. "C" stuff,...chocoalte or cologne (cuz hey,...these old socks I have are starting to smell funny!)
4. ANYTHING generated from the imagination and from the heart!!!! These can indeed be the most treasured gifts, and, can be so, so inexpensive!!!
5. A smile. Smile for me, and especially because of something I have done is to truly bestow wonderous gift! Throw in a kiss and life is good!!!
And if all else fails,...I can live with ONE of the items from the top list!!
I am truly, when you get right down to it, a very simple person to shop for,....especially since I have already received the best gift I could have ever asked for!
langleygirl: Your list is under review -
langleygirl: Your list is under review -
I AM (yeah,...too late now,...) oops,...once again speechless,....please consider #5 as a serious contender! Both lists!
Uh huh, the Antlered One is speachless again. 
I don't actually have anything on my Crimbo list, the only thing I'd like is to see some old friends, have a few drinks, and enjoy.
I don't actually have anything on my Crimbo list, the only thing I'd like is to see some old friends, have a few drinks, and enjoy.
A_Non_A_Moose: I AM (yeah,...too late now,...) oops,...once again speechless,....please consider #5 as a serious contender! Both lists!
A toga and smile may indeed be possible ..... looking around for a spare bed sheet :) kidatheart: Uh huh, the Antlered One is speachless again. I don't actually have anything on my Crimbo list, the only thing I'd like is to see some old friends, have a few drinks, and enjoy.
Sounds like a good plan Kid .... that's about all on my list too for truly I've apparently got the turkey baster (sources have told me so) and fat chance of ever seeing that pink frying pan! langleygirl: Sounds like a good plan Kid .... that's about all on my list too for truly I've apparently got the turkey baster (sources have told me so) and fat chance of ever seeing that pink frying pan!
Well, there was a second hand store in Langley that I was at this spring, and they had oodles of frying pans. The Home Hardware is only a couple blocks away, and they have pink spray paint. Think of it as a festive craft project, it'll only take a few minutes.
langleygirl: Sounds like a good plan Kid .... that's about all on my list too for truly I've apparently got the turkey baster (sources have told me so) and fat chance of ever seeing that pink frying pan!
Of ALL THE GIFTS on this planet,....really,....do you think I would gift you with my own demise?? kidatheart: Well, there was a second hand store in Langley that I was at this spring, and they had oodles of frying pans. The Home Hardware is only a couple blocks away, and they have pink spray paint. Think of it as a festive craft project, it'll only take a few minutes.
Damn you were on 56th Avenue, weren't you ...... geeze that about 15-20 minutes from where I am. Too bad I didn't realize you were in my neck of the woods. As for your crafty Christmas project - those that's don't receive, buy or make for themselves!
Thanks for the tips :)A_Non_A_Moose: Of ALL THE GIFTS on this planet,....really,....do you think I would gift you with my own demise??
lol ... I simply want to cook breakfast - I didn't realize it was that bad!!! langleygirl: Damn you were on 56th Avenue, weren't you ...... geeze that about 15-20 minutes from where I am. Too bad I didn't realize you were in my neck of the woods.
As for your crafty Christmas project - those that's don't receive, buy or make for themselves! Thanks for the tips :)
As for your crafty Christmas project - those that's don't receive, buy or make for themselves! Thanks for the tips :)
Yep, I was, and I was all over, put almost a 1000k on the car just toodling around on the coast alone. I'll be back in the area, eventually.
Hmmm, maybe I should just make some cardboard cutout people and put them in chairs around the table. Be more booze for me that way, and less mindless chatter too.
langleygirl: lol ... I simply want to cook breakfast - I didn't realize it was that bad!!!
LOL! Give a woman a frying pan,...and
kidatheart: Yep, I was, and I was all over, put almost a 1000k on the car just toodling around on the coast alone. I'll be back in the area, eventually.
Hmmm, maybe I should just make some cardboard cutout people and put them in chairs around the table. Be more booze for me that way, and less mindless chatter too.
Good to hear that blow up dolls aren't on your list!! Hmmm, maybe I should just make some cardboard cutout people and put them in chairs around the table. Be more booze for me that way, and less mindless chatter too.
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Yes indeed. Although I cannot speak directly for Santa,...I can imagine he "appreciates" a well-crafted letter!
(What's that Chuckles? No,...I am not being naughty by saying that,...and yes,...Santa will still be coming little buddy,....)