The 12 Days Of Christmas. (4)
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Ach, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Ach, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
Angry shoppers shoving
and a straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
Advil for my headache
angry shoppers shoving
and a straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me
Black friday rejects
Advil for my headache
angry shoppers shoving
and a straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me
A night with Jason Voorhees
Black friday rejects
Advil for my headache
Angry shoppers shoving
And a straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me
Obama playing Santa
A night with Jason Voorhees
Black friday rejects
Advil for my headache
Angry shoppers shoving
And a straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
Razor wire garland
Obama playing santa
A night with Jason Voorhees
Black friday rejects
Advil for my headache
Angry shoppers shoving
And a straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the eigth day of christmas my true love gave to me
20 Lower taxes
Razor wire garland
Obama playing santa
A night with Jason Voorhees
Black Friday rejects
Advil for my headache
Angry shoppers shoving
And a straight jacket in a pine tree
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me
A congressman indicted
20 lower taxes
Razor wire garland
Obama playing santa
A night with Jason Voorhees
Black friday rejects
Advil for my headache
Angry shoppers shoving
And a straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me
Gas a dollar fifty
A congressman indicted
20 lower taxes
Razor wire garland
Obama playing santa
A night with Jason Voorhees
Black friday rejects
Advil for my headache
Angry shoppers shoving
And a straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
10 pit bulls teething
Gas a dollar fifty
A congressman indicted
20 lower taxes
Razor wire garland
Obama playing santa
A night with Jason Voorhees
Black friday rejects
Advil for my headache
Angry shoppers shoving
And a straight jacket in a pine tree.
On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me
A bagel filled with cream cheese
10 pit bulls teething
Gas a dollar fifty
A congressman indicted
20 lower taxes
Razor wire garland
Obama playing santa
A night with Jason Voorhees
Black friday rejects
Advil for my headache
Angry shoppers shoving
And a straight jacket in a pine tree.