Cattle Guards (9)
Please say it isn´t true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HealthyLiving: You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.
For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! '
And these two guys are running our country,
Passed on to you without further comment...
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - -
OH LORD HELP US!!!!HL
no surprise here!For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! '
And these two guys are running our country,
Passed on to you without further comment...
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - -
OH LORD HELP US!!!!HL
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Here's what snopes.com says about it.
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We care so much for our rubbish leaders ,we call them cattle stops .Still we nail them when they try to drive on our metal roads . Some back country roads have the odd sign "FORD" and have the odd one looking for a Ford made car rather than the creek they should be looking for . I have seen that last bit first hand and you have to shake your head in wonder .
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Ccincy: Here's what snopes.com says about it.
You cleared that one up
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Onlyguy: You cleared that one up
I sure did huh?
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Ccincy: I sure did huh?
Did you really have to go check Snopes on this one???It's posted under Jokes and Humor!
HL
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Ccincy: Here's what snopes.com says about it.
In other words it's bull, and illustrates the lengths some people on here will go to , to discredit their president. Sore losers
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For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! '
And these two guys are running our country,
Passed on to you without further comment...
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - -
OH LORD HELP US!!!!
HL