whats the worst date you have ever had? (40)
Nikogas: Mine was more of a first meeting, here local. I got to the Coffee shop and she had a lot of papers all spread out. I guess she had been there for a hour or so ahead of time. It was a strange feeling from the beginning, I asked if I could get her something and she looked up from her work, ( evidently she was grading papers ) so she looked up and said that she had already eaten and had a coffee. I smiled and said "ok, I will just have them make me a quick coffee." Well, I sat down and she was still looking down her nose through the reading glasses. I started to make a small talk, nothing too deep, she looked up at me with head tilted so she was not looking through the reading glasses and asked if I could sit there and be still for a few moments. LOL, of course I did not want to be rude but it was quite strange for me. I smiled and sipped my coffee when she finally came to a stopping point she asked me some question as though she had my "resume" in front of her. This went on for a bit as I kinda looked her over since talking was kinda limited for the time being. I noticed that she had a look as though she just had got up off the couch and threw her paperwork in a bag, some cloth bag, and just came to do the work. I seemed to be out of place with her "timeline" so to speak. I waited a bit and finally said "Thanks for taking the time to meet" She kinda smiled halfheartedly and I was gone. LOL
I was grateful that it was not a long trip to get there and left a bit "perplexed"
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I was grateful that it was not a long trip to get there and left a bit "perplexed"
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I'm surprised you sat there as long as you did.I'd been gone.
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K...Ive had a couple of whacky ones recently....
The first one I met at the agreed upon place and went into dinner. He was much older than his photos but I wasnt that put off as I like a silver haired hunk (contrary to his pics which all had dark hair) But a red flag went up anyway.
Then as we chatted over drinks, He unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shiny stripey shirt odd right? Then, as we enjoyed our meal I noticed his hand crawling up my thigh ...several times. I removed it and reminded him that Im not into fooling around until I know someone.
Next thing I know, He starts gabbing about god and sinning and how he is going to burn in hell anyway over his divorce so what difference did it make! Yikes!!!! I politely made my excuses, called a cab and hightailed it outta there!
The wierdest part was he sent me a rambling message the next day ...All about how he couldnt see me again (as if!) because I was satan tempting him in a redheaded disguise , trying to make him "fall from grace" and That there "were things he had to do before the imminent end of the world that was assigned by god to him before he returned home.
OMG right...Creeeeepy Deeeepy man!
The first one I met at the agreed upon place and went into dinner. He was much older than his photos but I wasnt that put off as I like a silver haired hunk (contrary to his pics which all had dark hair) But a red flag went up anyway.
Then as we chatted over drinks, He unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shiny stripey shirt odd right? Then, as we enjoyed our meal I noticed his hand crawling up my thigh ...several times. I removed it and reminded him that Im not into fooling around until I know someone.
Next thing I know, He starts gabbing about god and sinning and how he is going to burn in hell anyway over his divorce so what difference did it make! Yikes!!!! I politely made my excuses, called a cab and hightailed it outta there!
The wierdest part was he sent me a rambling message the next day ...All about how he couldnt see me again (as if!) because I was satan tempting him in a redheaded disguise , trying to make him "fall from grace" and That there "were things he had to do before the imminent end of the world that was assigned by god to him before he returned home.
OMG right...Creeeeepy Deeeepy man!
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Many like him out there.
venusenvy: K...Ive had a couple of whacky ones recently....
The first one I met at the agreed upon place and went into dinner. He was much older than his photos but I wasnt that put off as I like a silver haired hunk (contrary to his pics which all had dark hair) But a red flag went up anyway.
Then as we chatted over drinks, He unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shiny stripey shirt odd right? Then, as we enjoyed our meal I noticed his hand crawling up my thigh ...several times. I removed it and reminded him that Im not into fooling around until I know someone.
Next thing I know, He starts gabbing about god and sinning and how he is going to burn in hell anyway over his divorce so what difference did it make! Yikes!!!! I politely made my excuses, called a cab and hightailed it outta there!
The wierdest part was he sent me a rambling message the next day ...All about how he couldnt see me again (as if!) because I was satan tempting him in a redheaded disguise , trying to make him "fall from grace" and That there "were things he had to do before the imminent end of the world that was assigned by god to him before he returned home.
OMG right...Creeeeepy Deeeepy man!
The first one I met at the agreed upon place and went into dinner. He was much older than his photos but I wasnt that put off as I like a silver haired hunk (contrary to his pics which all had dark hair) But a red flag went up anyway.
Then as we chatted over drinks, He unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shiny stripey shirt odd right? Then, as we enjoyed our meal I noticed his hand crawling up my thigh ...several times. I removed it and reminded him that Im not into fooling around until I know someone.
Next thing I know, He starts gabbing about god and sinning and how he is going to burn in hell anyway over his divorce so what difference did it make! Yikes!!!! I politely made my excuses, called a cab and hightailed it outta there!
The wierdest part was he sent me a rambling message the next day ...All about how he couldnt see me again (as if!) because I was satan tempting him in a redheaded disguise , trying to make him "fall from grace" and That there "were things he had to do before the imminent end of the world that was assigned by god to him before he returned home.
OMG right...Creeeeepy Deeeepy man!
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venusenvy: K...Ive had a couple of whacky ones recently....
The first one I met at the agreed upon place and went into dinner. He was much older than his photos but I wasnt that put off as I like a silver haired hunk (contrary to his pics which all had dark hair) But a red flag went up anyway.
Then as we chatted over drinks, He unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shiny stripey shirt odd right? Then, as we enjoyed our meal I noticed his hand crawling up my thigh ...several times. I removed it and reminded him that Im not into fooling around until I know someone.
Next thing I know, He starts gabbing about god and sinning and how he is going to burn in hell anyway over his divorce so what difference did it make! Yikes!!!! I politely made my excuses, called a cab and hightailed it outta there!
The wierdest part was he sent me a rambling message the next day ...All about how he couldnt see me again (as if!) because I was satan tempting him in a redheaded disguise , trying to make him "fall from grace" and That there "were things he had to do before the imminent end of the world that was assigned by god to him before he returned home.
OMG right...Creeeeepy Deeeepy man!
The first one I met at the agreed upon place and went into dinner. He was much older than his photos but I wasnt that put off as I like a silver haired hunk (contrary to his pics which all had dark hair) But a red flag went up anyway.
Then as we chatted over drinks, He unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shiny stripey shirt odd right? Then, as we enjoyed our meal I noticed his hand crawling up my thigh ...several times. I removed it and reminded him that Im not into fooling around until I know someone.
Next thing I know, He starts gabbing about god and sinning and how he is going to burn in hell anyway over his divorce so what difference did it make! Yikes!!!! I politely made my excuses, called a cab and hightailed it outta there!
The wierdest part was he sent me a rambling message the next day ...All about how he couldnt see me again (as if!) because I was satan tempting him in a redheaded disguise , trying to make him "fall from grace" and That there "were things he had to do before the imminent end of the world that was assigned by god to him before he returned home.
OMG right...Creeeeepy Deeeepy man!
hey venus, that would have scared the crap out of me too, one of these weird religious nuts on cocaine
god must have told him to try and feel you up before the world collapsed???? bet you were really sorry he got away
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venusenvy: K...Ive had a couple of whacky ones recently....
The first one I met at the agreed upon place and went into dinner. He was much older than his photos but I wasnt that put off as I like a silver haired hunk (contrary to his pics which all had dark hair) But a red flag went up anyway.
Then as we chatted over drinks, He unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shiny stripey shirt odd right? Then, as we enjoyed our meal I noticed his hand crawling up my thigh ...several times. I removed it and reminded him that Im not into fooling around until I know someone.
Next thing I know, He starts gabbing about god and sinning and how he is going to burn in hell anyway over his divorce so what difference did it make! Yikes!!!! I politely made my excuses, called a cab and hightailed it outta there!
The wierdest part was he sent me a rambling message the next day ...All about how he couldnt see me again (as if!) because I was satan tempting him in a redheaded disguise , trying to make him "fall from grace" and That there "were things he had to do before the imminent end of the world that was assigned by god to him before he returned home.
OMG right...Creeeeepy Deeeepy man!
The first one I met at the agreed upon place and went into dinner. He was much older than his photos but I wasnt that put off as I like a silver haired hunk (contrary to his pics which all had dark hair) But a red flag went up anyway.
Then as we chatted over drinks, He unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shiny stripey shirt odd right? Then, as we enjoyed our meal I noticed his hand crawling up my thigh ...several times. I removed it and reminded him that Im not into fooling around until I know someone.
Next thing I know, He starts gabbing about god and sinning and how he is going to burn in hell anyway over his divorce so what difference did it make! Yikes!!!! I politely made my excuses, called a cab and hightailed it outta there!
The wierdest part was he sent me a rambling message the next day ...All about how he couldnt see me again (as if!) because I was satan tempting him in a redheaded disguise , trying to make him "fall from grace" and That there "were things he had to do before the imminent end of the world that was assigned by god to him before he returned home.
OMG right...Creeeeepy Deeeepy man!
what a jerk!
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OMG.. that is a horror story! I cannot believe you didn't dump him after the movie, or even before the cinema. He sounds like he has a serious mental problem. 
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I thought about contributing a story, but mine pale in comparison to the ones you guys wrote. Holy cow!
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Scubadiva: OMG.. that is a horror story! I cannot believe you didn't dump him after the movie, or even before the cinema. He sounds like he has a serious mental problem.
Yes totally horror story, should dumped him before cinema but I didn't do it, that was the stupidest moment in my life.
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Scubadiva: I thought about contributing a story, but mine pale in comparison to the ones you guys wrote. Holy cow!
hey scuba... post it, anything is good for a laugh.
there are some bad stories out there and some funny ones too.
we would like to hear any of them..... please?
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asha69: hey jules, wow what a control freak he was you did right not going out with him again, he would have locked you in chains,and probably is a woman basher too i think,, we have to be careful of ones that try to change us or talk about their exes like that,,
hi Asha .. I am happy I dont see him anymore
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K...Sooo the date I had prior to the one above was equally creepy. Again I met him for dinner at the agreed upon place. At first he seemed alright, but in an odd way kinda skinny and well frail....We were having a good convo UNTIL dinner arrived.
I did notice him taking forever trying to decide on his food but I didnt really think anything of it. By this time I was noticing that his one eye was off. I wasnt sure what was happening and didnt want to be rude, but I couldnt help but wonder.
He finally explained that he had a glass eye...A lil off-putting but I try not to be TOO judgemental. He also told me he had 7 kids!!! several under the age of five!!! Then dinner arrived. HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
I sat there and watched as he was trying to pick the parmesan cheese out of his salad...I thought to myself, K, this is getting a little wierd. Then he started to explain that he was Vegan...From there he proceeded to lecture me for the entire dinner on the evils of the food I was eating! How appetizing right? lol
I told him that living in Mexico had given me a different perspective on things like food. I spent 7 yrs in a country where they eat to live and food is a celebration. I explained that Im more of a everything in moderation sort of person and that perhaps fancy diets/lifestyles were a 1st world indulgence...Yikes he became more and more irate! Blaming me for all the shortages of food in the world etc....
By this time I just knew we were not a match. I tried to politely explain that Im not into the kid thang (mine are grown) and that our lifestyles/outlooks were not a good match....So he sat there telling me he didnt understand, with his eyeball spinning around in his head...He told me he thought we would be an excellent match!!! Needless to say, I left $20.00 on the table and hastily made my exit. He continued to text me for weeks, telling me he didnt get it! and how he thought I was the "one"...OMFG!!!
I did notice him taking forever trying to decide on his food but I didnt really think anything of it. By this time I was noticing that his one eye was off. I wasnt sure what was happening and didnt want to be rude, but I couldnt help but wonder.
He finally explained that he had a glass eye...A lil off-putting but I try not to be TOO judgemental. He also told me he had 7 kids!!! several under the age of five!!! Then dinner arrived. HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
I sat there and watched as he was trying to pick the parmesan cheese out of his salad...I thought to myself, K, this is getting a little wierd. Then he started to explain that he was Vegan...From there he proceeded to lecture me for the entire dinner on the evils of the food I was eating! How appetizing right? lol
I told him that living in Mexico had given me a different perspective on things like food. I spent 7 yrs in a country where they eat to live and food is a celebration. I explained that Im more of a everything in moderation sort of person and that perhaps fancy diets/lifestyles were a 1st world indulgence...Yikes he became more and more irate! Blaming me for all the shortages of food in the world etc....
By this time I just knew we were not a match. I tried to politely explain that Im not into the kid thang (mine are grown) and that our lifestyles/outlooks were not a good match....So he sat there telling me he didnt understand, with his eyeball spinning around in his head...He told me he thought we would be an excellent match!!! Needless to say, I left $20.00 on the table and hastily made my exit. He continued to text me for weeks, telling me he didnt get it! and how he thought I was the "one"...OMFG!!!
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O and just to clarify....I was starving by the time I got home and made myself a big BLT
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Thanks for the save Veny
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venusenvy: K...Sooo the date I had prior to the one above was equally creepy. Again I met him for dinner at the agreed upon place. At first he seemed alright, but in an odd way kinda skinny and well frail....We were having a good convo UNTIL dinner arrived.
I did notice him taking forever trying to decide on his food but I didnt really think anything of it. By this time I was noticing that his one eye was off. I wasnt sure what was happening and didnt want to be rude, but I couldnt help but wonder.
He finally explained that he had a glass eye...A lil off-putting but I try not to be TOO judgemental. He also told me he had 7 kids!!! several under the age of five!!! Then dinner arrived. HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
I sat there and watched as he was trying to pick the parmesan cheese out of his salad...I thought to myself, K, this is getting a little wierd. Then he started to explain that he was Vegan...From there he proceeded to lecture me for the entire dinner on the evils of the food I was eating! How appetizing right? lol
I told him that living in Mexico had given me a different perspective on things like food. I spent 7 yrs in a country where they eat to live and food is a celebration. I explained that Im more of a everything in moderation sort of person and that perhaps fancy diets/lifestyles were a 1st world indulgence...Yikes he became more and more irate! Blaming me for all the shortages of food in the world etc....
By this time I just knew we were not a match. I tried to politely explain that Im not into the kid thang (mine are grown) and that our lifestyles/outlooks were not a good match....So he sat there telling me he didnt understand, with his eyeball spinning around in his head...He told me he thought we would be an excellent match!!! Needless to say, I left $20.00 on the table and hastily made my exit. He continued to text me for weeks, telling me he didnt get it! and how he thought I was the "one"...OMFG!!!
I did notice him taking forever trying to decide on his food but I didnt really think anything of it. By this time I was noticing that his one eye was off. I wasnt sure what was happening and didnt want to be rude, but I couldnt help but wonder.
He finally explained that he had a glass eye...A lil off-putting but I try not to be TOO judgemental. He also told me he had 7 kids!!! several under the age of five!!! Then dinner arrived. HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
I sat there and watched as he was trying to pick the parmesan cheese out of his salad...I thought to myself, K, this is getting a little wierd. Then he started to explain that he was Vegan...From there he proceeded to lecture me for the entire dinner on the evils of the food I was eating! How appetizing right? lol
I told him that living in Mexico had given me a different perspective on things like food. I spent 7 yrs in a country where they eat to live and food is a celebration. I explained that Im more of a everything in moderation sort of person and that perhaps fancy diets/lifestyles were a 1st world indulgence...Yikes he became more and more irate! Blaming me for all the shortages of food in the world etc....
By this time I just knew we were not a match. I tried to politely explain that Im not into the kid thang (mine are grown) and that our lifestyles/outlooks were not a good match....So he sat there telling me he didnt understand, with his eyeball spinning around in his head...He told me he thought we would be an excellent match!!! Needless to say, I left $20.00 on the table and hastily made my exit. He continued to text me for weeks, telling me he didnt get it! and how he thought I was the "one"...OMFG!!!
hey, i dont think i could have even stuck around for dinner, but when your hungry
what a weirdo, i reckon he was anorexic especially picking at his food like that, gee hes not going to be around long to save the world if he doesnt eat
please mr weird guy, dont die, we need people like yourself to save us all from doom
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asha69: hey, i dont think i could have even stuck around for dinner, but when your hungry what a weirdo, i reckon he was anorexic especially picking at his food like that, gee hes not going to be around long to save the world if he doesnt eat
please mr weird guy, dont die, we need people like yourself to save us all from doom oh my god venus, you have had some funny dates...
please mr weird guy, dont die, we need people like yourself to save us all from doom oh my god venus, you have had some funny dates...
Hiya Ash...Yes indeed I have
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It was one of those kinds of date a person wishes to block out of their mind.
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venusenvy: K...Sooo the date I had prior to the one above was equally creepy. Again I met him for dinner at the agreed upon place. At first he seemed alright, but in an odd way kinda skinny and well frail....We were having a good convo UNTIL dinner arrived.
I did notice him taking forever trying to decide on his food but I didnt really think anything of it. By this time I was noticing that his one eye was off. I wasnt sure what was happening and didnt want to be rude, but I couldnt help but wonder.
He finally explained that he had a glass eye...A lil off-putting but I try not to be TOO judgemental. He also told me he had 7 kids!!! several under the age of five!!! Then dinner arrived. HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
I sat there and watched as he was trying to pick the parmesan cheese out of his salad...I thought to myself, K, this is getting a little wierd. Then he started to explain that he was Vegan...From there he proceeded to lecture me for the entire dinner on the evils of the food I was eating! How appetizing right? lol
I told him that living in Mexico had given me a different perspective on things like food. I spent 7 yrs in a country where they eat to live and food is a celebration. I explained that Im more of a everything in moderation sort of person and that perhaps fancy diets/lifestyles were a 1st world indulgence...Yikes he became more and more irate! Blaming me for all the shortages of food in the world etc....
By this time I just knew we were not a match. I tried to politely explain that Im not into the kid thang (mine are grown) and that our lifestyles/outlooks were not a good match....So he sat there telling me he didnt understand, with his eyeball spinning around in his head...He told me he thought we would be an excellent match!!! Needless to say, I left $20.00 on the table and hastily made my exit. He continued to text me for weeks, telling me he didnt get it! and how he thought I was the "one"...OMFG!!!
I did notice him taking forever trying to decide on his food but I didnt really think anything of it. By this time I was noticing that his one eye was off. I wasnt sure what was happening and didnt want to be rude, but I couldnt help but wonder.
He finally explained that he had a glass eye...A lil off-putting but I try not to be TOO judgemental. He also told me he had 7 kids!!! several under the age of five!!! Then dinner arrived. HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
I sat there and watched as he was trying to pick the parmesan cheese out of his salad...I thought to myself, K, this is getting a little wierd. Then he started to explain that he was Vegan...From there he proceeded to lecture me for the entire dinner on the evils of the food I was eating! How appetizing right? lol
I told him that living in Mexico had given me a different perspective on things like food. I spent 7 yrs in a country where they eat to live and food is a celebration. I explained that Im more of a everything in moderation sort of person and that perhaps fancy diets/lifestyles were a 1st world indulgence...Yikes he became more and more irate! Blaming me for all the shortages of food in the world etc....
By this time I just knew we were not a match. I tried to politely explain that Im not into the kid thang (mine are grown) and that our lifestyles/outlooks were not a good match....So he sat there telling me he didnt understand, with his eyeball spinning around in his head...He told me he thought we would be an excellent match!!! Needless to say, I left $20.00 on the table and hastily made my exit. He continued to text me for weeks, telling me he didnt get it! and how he thought I was the "one"...OMFG!!!
Oh no... I have deep admiration for you.... You make superman seem inadequate. How on earth did you meet him in the first place?
Wow. My eyes have been opened. I see the light. You are one super amazing woman.....
So I suppose one of the first couple of questions you ask potential dates now are:
1. Do you have a glass eye?
2. Are you a Vegan?
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yeah, I figured I would at least see what the heck or if maybe I had sat at the "correct" table.
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