Thoughts... (18)

@ brandenburger, u seem to be spending a lot of time around said butter market, pink oboe?

I need a huge pink onesie for next saturday...times pressing, any ideas where i might get one?...
(i have the wellingtons and the big hat)....

heard penneys stock an impressive array of onsies

Good man Benni, thats dunnes and pennys this afternoon...cheers lad...
looking for the fleece ones, like Matt Lucas used to wear in 'Shooting Stars' when he was playing the part of George Dawes...

To all the local boyo's who have painted their cars yellow and blue in favour of the hurling match on sunday...

GOOD LUCK SELLING THEM ON AT AUCTION!....



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To the chippers on the west coast, when it says 'HOMEMADE CHIPS' that means potatos that have been peeled on the chipper premesis and not plastic bagified by mangans wholesalers...since when was it ok to serve the grockles their proper chips while off season serving the locals and loyals a cheap jack substitute...grrrrr!...and fish, oh dont go there fatty!....

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drunk funk...

i will entertain you with music if you will promise not to wash my bass with your dancing beer!...
how about i try coming to your place of work and accidentally take a piss on your computer or drop my greasy chicken nuggets and curry dip into your dedicated workspace...
its been a while since i encountered drunks that dance...
were gonna need a safety net like the blues brothers had, but then they'd just throw the beer that they cant spill...
rock n roll, same as it ever was....

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...and finally, today im listening to 'steely dan', christ, could those guys write and play amazing music or what....



till later...

Maybe not so much a strange but rather violent thought

I want to redesign a paintball gun so it shoots stickers with just enough power to hurt a bit.. then I want a line up of those who design stickers, tied up to poles (naked) and open fire. Having to try peel off their own stickers for the rest of their lives from all sorts of body parts.. looks to me like a fair punishment for still designing stickers that don't come off

Heavens they plan manned missions to mars, and still we have to battle it out with stickers tearing and leaving glue behind

ouch

exactly

..bought a catflap, and not enough they think we cat people are all idiots and need explaining how to turn that little thing to lock or unlock the flap - nuuuuuhhhh, they also explain it via a sticker that will NEVER fully come off and shall remind me for the rest of this cat flap's existence how stupid they think I am