Ritas bar (46)
rita101Wexford, Ireland83 Threads 1,855 PostsFor one night only Rita is back and the bar is open so pull up a pew and order your hearts desire 
Ok so free shots for my first three customers
right so where's my shot 
Right here baby whats your poison
rita101: Right here baby whats your poison
Green mickey finn will get me started
It's damn quiet in here where's all the talent
Here you go pet. God I dont know long time since I have been around so dont know if the regulars are still here or not 
rita101: Here you go pet. God I dont know long time since I have been around so dont know if the regulars are still here or not
The odd one floating about I think, not always here myself
Explain yourself there mip im slightly out of the loop
Not here anymore dear your friendly local barmaid is here to keep you company 
rita101: Explain yourself there mip im slightly out of the loop
its a drink 
So whats the next shot
rita101: Not here anymore dear your friendly local barmaid is here to keep you company
The green Mickey Finn sounds good, just leave the bottle to myself and Annie
Ok I said one free shot Filly dont push it lol. Mip your drink is on the way as soon as i figure out what it is 
if you have a lisp and you cant say crisps say Tayto ,mines cheese and onion a a lovely big creamy pint of cold heineken mmmm 
rita101: Ok I said one free shot Filly dont push it lol. Mip your drink is on the way as soon as i figure out what it is
thank you kindly miss 
anniebaby: So whats the next shot
Anyone for Jaffa Cakes?
My pleasure kind sir
Alcohol only at this bar if you dont mind young lady
I would like a single plum floating in perfume and served in a man's hat
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