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Apr 24, 2014 6:00 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
help i can't do anything.....can i?crying doh

sometimes....we come across a good site, gives a turning

point in life.....i am changed a lot coming to this site,

can you say, any other site like this one....

a great website which literally saved me......please share

your opinions.....thanking you all for the comments.cheers
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Apr 24, 2014 6:22 PM CST comment or else...........
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
cmiyer: i can't do anything.....can i?

sometimes....we come across a good site, gives a turning

point in life.....i am changed a lot coming to this site,

can you say, any other site like this one....

a great website which literally saved me......please share

your opinions.....thanking you all for the comments.


Want to hear a Bee Joke?
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Apr 24, 2014 6:36 PM CST comment or else...........
skippyguy
skippyguyskippyguyAshburton, Canterbury New Zealand26 Threads 3,825 Posts
cmiyer: i can't do anything.....can i?

sometimes....we come across a good site, gives a turning

point in life.....i am changed a lot coming to this site,

can you say, any other site like this one....

a great website which literally saved me......please share

your opinions.....thanking you all for the comments.


Why were you saved...?
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Apr 24, 2014 6:39 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
skippyguy: Why were you saved...?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ...you mean it did a wrong thing,

in saving my life??help
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Apr 24, 2014 6:45 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
galrads: Lol ..... Where do Bees like to relieve themselves?


no idea....babyconfused dunno
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Apr 24, 2014 6:46 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
Honeybee Jokes

1. Why did the bee cross the road?

Just bee-cause!

2. What sort of car does a bee drive?
A Bee-mer.

3. Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
Because it had hives.

4. Who is the bees favorite singer?
Sting.

5. What does the queen bee do when she burps?
Issues a royal pardon.

6. What does Santa Claus say to the bees?
Ho Hum Hum.

7. What sort of vehicle does a bee drive?
An automobeel.

8. How does the queen get around her hive?
She’s throne.

9. Who is the bees favorite pop group?
The Bee Gees.

10. What do you get when you cross a bee with a skunk?
A creature that stings and stinks.

11. What are the two cute yellow characters who like to wear their pajamas?
Bee 1 and Bee 2.

12. What kind of bees drop things?
Fumble bees.

13. What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello Honey!

14. Why do bees hum?
Because they’ve forgotten the words.

15. What are the bees favorite flowers?
Bee-gonias and Honeysuckles.

16. What is the favorite fairytale in the hive?
Beauty and the Bees.

17. What is yellow and black and has big fangs?
A vampire bee.

18. What did the father bee say to his son?
Bee good!

19. What is the bees favorite body part?
The bees knees.

20. What do bees take to stay healthy?
Their bee-vitamins.

21. What is a bees favorite food?
Bee-nut butter and honey sand-wiches.

22. Who is a famous bee scientist?
Bee-onardo Da Vinci.

23. Where do the bees like to go on holiday?
To the beech.

24. How do bees get married?
They are bee-trothed.

25. Where do baby bees sleep?
In apricots! (apiary cots)

26. Why did the bees do a round dance?
Because they thought the line dance was a square dance!

27. What’s worse than being a fool?
Fooling with a bee!

28. What does a bee sit on?
Its bee-hind!

29. Why did the beekeeper cross his bees with glow worms?

So his bees could work in the dark.

30. What do bees use to do their hair?
A honeycomb!

31. Why did the beekeeper put an ad in the paper?
He wanted to have a working bee!

32. Where do bees cook their dinner?
On the bar-bee-que!

33. What did the drone call the queen?
His bee-loved.

34. What is the hives favorite Beatles song?
Let it bee.

35. Why was the bee drummer kicked out of the band?
She couldn’t keep the beet.

36. What did the bees say after dinner?
That was bee-licious!

37. What did the bee say to the robber?
Bee-ware!

38. Where do bee like to shop?
Bee-Bay!

wink
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Apr 24, 2014 6:47 PM CST comment or else...........
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
galrads: Lol ..... Where do Bees like to relieve themselves?


BP stations .......

Tahdah uh oh
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Apr 24, 2014 6:49 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
galrads: BP stations .......

Tahdah


rolling on the floor laughing doh cheers kiss
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Apr 24, 2014 6:53 PM CST comment or else...........
skippyguy
skippyguyskippyguyAshburton, Canterbury New Zealand26 Threads 3,825 Posts
cmiyer: ...you mean it did a wrong thing,

in saving my life??


i Would never say that...laugh hug , But after reading your first line, it seemed something major happened !
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Apr 24, 2014 6:57 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
skippyguy: i Would never say that... , But after reading your first line, it seemed something major happened !


it's ok....i was kidding in answer to you..hug kiss

major did happen....in giving me informations....

so...i am sort of saved.....from lot of troubles...wine bouquet
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Apr 24, 2014 7:00 PM CST comment or else...........
skippyguy
skippyguyskippyguyAshburton, Canterbury New Zealand26 Threads 3,825 Posts
cmiyer: it's ok....i was kidding in answer to you..

major did happen....in giving me informations....

so...i am sort of saved.....from lot of troubles...


I know you were kidding...laugh But at least you are saved !!yay

i am quite often saved from myself...hmmm doh roll eyes
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Apr 24, 2014 7:04 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
skippyguy: I know you were kidding... But at least you are saved !!

i am quite often saved from myself...


thanks baby......kiss

i am happy to know....that you are happy for me....lips
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Apr 24, 2014 8:10 PM CST comment or else...........
Tormented
TormentedTormenteddublin, Louth Ireland2 Threads 228 Posts
Hello Cmiyerpeace
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Apr 24, 2014 8:12 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
Tormented: Hello Cmiyer


hi baby...cheers kiss

how are you honey....lips bouquet
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Apr 24, 2014 8:20 PM CST comment or else...........
Tormented
TormentedTormenteddublin, Louth Ireland2 Threads 228 Posts
cmiyer: hi baby...

how are you honey....


am good Cmiyer thanks

enjoy your day bouquet
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Apr 24, 2014 8:30 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
Tormented: am good Cmiyer

enjoy your day


same to you darling.....lips bouquet
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Apr 24, 2014 8:37 PM CST comment or else...........
SCatlyn
SCatlynSCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UK5 Threads 2,166 Posts
cmiyer: Honeybee Jokes

1. Why did the bee cross the road?

Just bee-cause!


8. How does the queen get around her hive?
She’s throne.



10. What do you get when you cross a bee with a skunk?
A creature that stings and stinks.


17. What is yellow and black and has big fangs?
A vampire bee.

18. What did the father bee say to his son?
Bee good!



28. What does a bee sit on?
Its bee-hind!

29. Why did the beekeeper cross his bees with glow worms?

So his bees could work in the dark.
33. What did the drone call the queen?
His bee-loved.


36. What did the bees say after dinner?
That was bee-licious!

37. What did the bee say to the robber?
Bee-ware!

38. Where do bee like to shop?
Bee-Bay!
I left my faves in the quote, but they're all cute! Enjoyed that!
All the best... (or beest) laugh
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Apr 24, 2014 8:45 PM CST comment or else...........
cmiyer
cmiyercmiyermumbai, Maharashtra India21 Threads 65 Posts
SCatlyn: I left my faves in the quote, but they're all cute! Enjoyed that!
All the best... (or beest)


hello miss....handshake

beest..thumbs up laugh thanks honey....cheers
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