looking for a fork. ( Archived) (12)

Dec 11, 2006 10:07 PM CST looking for a fork.
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
okay, so...i made a snack for my three-year-old and i...and i needed a fork.

so...i asked where one was...well, it went like this:

"where, oh where did i put my fork?"

"i dunno."

"i think your sister put it in the sink!"

"ooh, she's stupid!"

"no...not stupid, but now i gotta get a NEW one!"

"yeah, she's stupid! and...and...let's pee on her head!"
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Dec 11, 2006 10:10 PM CST looking for a fork.
TexasTornado
TexasTornadoTexasTornadofairfield, USA22 Threads 2,701 Posts
omg lori i nearly fell out of my chair.. got to love the things that come out of a childs mouth..(well sometime)..
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Dec 11, 2006 10:11 PM CST looking for a fork.
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
i swear, dana...i almost choked.

it was so unexpected and she was soooo adamant...too freaking cute.
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Dec 11, 2006 10:12 PM CST looking for a fork.
Chele1964
Chele1964Chele1964Pittsboro, Indiana USA48 Threads 2,488 Posts
too funny rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 11, 2006 10:15 PM CST looking for a fork.
cajunfroggy
cajunfroggycajunfroggyWaco, USA145 Threads 7,332 Posts
Lori i love it so funny
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Dec 11, 2006 10:19 PM CST looking for a fork.
Chele1964
Chele1964Chele1964Pittsboro, Indiana USA48 Threads 2,488 Posts
doh rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 11, 2006 10:20 PM CST looking for a fork.
Deianeira
DeianeiraDeianeiraAztec, New Mexico USA2 Threads 221 Posts
Lol how sure are you that it was "Pam" that made the kitchen floor slick? rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 11, 2006 10:20 PM CST looking for a fork.
VioladorDeLaLey
VioladorDeLaLeyVioladorDeLaLeyBajo Un Sol Feliz, USA11 Threads 4,548 Posts
LOl ... gotta love kids ... LOL
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Dec 11, 2006 10:20 PM CST looking for a fork.
saguaro
saguarosaguaroGlendale, Arizona USA39 Threads 1,534 Posts
From the mouths of babes.
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Dec 11, 2006 10:20 PM CST looking for a fork.
easyboy
easyboyeasyboybarre, USA4 Threads 983 Posts
LOL...to funny!!
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Dec 11, 2006 10:23 PM CST looking for a fork.
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
OMG!!!

same kid, lol...

the only reason i know for sure is the can was right there...and i heard the spraying.

i caught her trying to pee in the cat box once, too...
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Dec 11, 2006 10:24 PM CST looking for a fork.
easyboy
easyboyeasyboybarre, USA4 Threads 983 Posts
haha..keep and eye on that one..your going to get a run for your money..lol
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