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Jan 26, 2015 3:08 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
danieljosh
danieljoshdanieljoshtelford, West Midlands, England UK21 Threads 1 Polls 1,364 Posts
A husband is dragged to a dance by his wife and he's not enjoying one single second of it.

In the middle of the dance floor there is, however, one man who obviously is enjoying himself immensely.

He's doing all the moves and giving it great stick, back-flips, somersaults, break dancing, Russian steps, moonwalking, in fact, the works.
Energetically so.

The man's wife turns to him and says, "See him dancing? He asked me to marry him ten years ago and I turned him down."



"Good Lord," Exclaimed the grumpy husband. "And he's still celebrating?!"head banger
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Jan 26, 2015 3:11 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Good one DJ!! applause rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 26, 2015 3:12 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
laugh laugh thumbs up
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Jan 26, 2015 3:13 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
danieljosh
danieljoshdanieljoshtelford, West Midlands, England UK21 Threads 1 Polls 1,364 Posts
glad you liked it
rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Jan 26, 2015 3:14 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
danieljosh: A husband is dragged to a dance by his wife and he's not enjoying one single second of it.

In the middle of the dance floor there is, however, one man who obviously is enjoying himself immensely.

He's doing all the moves and giving it great stick, back-flips, somersaults, break dancing, Russian steps, moonwalking, in fact, the works.
Energetically so.

The man's wife turns to him and says, "See him dancing? He asked me to marry him ten years ago and I turned him down."
"Good Lord," Exclaimed the grumpy husband. "And he's still celebrating?!"
good one ...Dan laugh laugh laugh
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Jan 26, 2015 4:17 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
Catibrae
CatibraeCatibraeHULL, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK3 Threads 1,827 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Jan 26, 2015 4:29 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
Catibrae
CatibraeCatibraeHULL, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK3 Threads 1,827 Posts
truheart1941: i like tic/tacs.....

After someone sent me that joke, I couldn't look at another tic-tac without grinning laugh
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Jan 26, 2015 4:31 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
Catibrae: After someone sent me that joke, I couldn't look at another tic-tac without grinning
no i bet....sweetbreath........rolling on the floor laughing tongue innocent
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Jan 26, 2015 4:37 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
xxDandelionxx
xxDandelionxxxxDandelionxxunknown, Hampshire, England UK8 Threads 2,525 Posts
danieljosh: A husband is dragged to a dance by his wife and he's not enjoying one single second of it.

In the middle of the dance floor there is, however, one man who obviously is enjoying himself immensely.

He's doing all the moves and giving it great stick, back-flips, somersaults, break dancing, Russian steps, moonwalking, in fact, the works.
Energetically so.

The man's wife turns to him and says, "See him dancing? He asked me to marry him ten years ago and I turned him down."
"Good Lord," Exclaimed the grumpy husband. "And he's still celebrating?!"


rolling on the floor laughing

Good one! thumbs up
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Jan 26, 2015 4:37 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
Catibrae
CatibraeCatibraeHULL, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK3 Threads 1,827 Posts
truheart1941: no i bet....sweetbreath........

Oh you say the nicest things to me, honey laugh tongue
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Jan 26, 2015 4:39 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
Catibrae: Oh you say the nicest things to me, honey
no problem polo mint......grin wink dancing
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Jan 26, 2015 4:43 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
Catibrae
CatibraeCatibraeHULL, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK3 Threads 1,827 Posts
truheart1941: no problem polo mint......
Awwwww, no thanks, I always think there is something missing with them laugh tongue
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Jan 26, 2015 4:54 PM CST it wasn`t me lol
Catibrae: Awwwww, no thanks, I always think there is something missing with them
as with woman.....the missing link.....laugh tongue
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Jan 27, 2015 10:03 AM CST it wasn`t me lol
danieljosh
danieljoshdanieljoshtelford, West Midlands, England UK21 Threads 1 Polls 1,364 Posts
glad we`re all enjoying this thread lets keep if going a bit longer


cheers

left my Scrabble set on the table when I went into town last Monday and when I returned I discovered my dog had eaten all the tiles.

He keeps on leaving me little messages all round the house

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