I miss Bill Clinton.............lol (33)
danieljosh: how could you miss bill Clinton
go to the range and get some practise in
go to the range and get some practise in
his cigar works no more
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bungallow55: I'm with you on this, I heard the whole show against him
was revenge with democrats because of Watergate case against Nixon
but Nixon was paranoia and a crook
was revenge with democrats because of Watergate case against Nixon
but Nixon was paranoia and a crook
You are right, bungallow. The conservatives in the capital hill will stoop to any level and will say/do anything against their political rivals to find their ways to power.
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mnowsa: You are right, bungallow. The conservatives in the capital hill will stoop to any level and will say/do anything against their political rivals to find their ways to power.
Bush Jr. spend all the money saved by Clinton's administration
in less than 2 years, all that money wasted away
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bungallow55: Bush Jr. spend all the money saved by Clinton's administration
in less than 2 years, all that money wasted away
in less than 2 years, all that money wasted away
lol.....get ready to be "labelled" as anti-us and anti-freedom by the bible-thumping conservatives.
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bungallow55: Bush Jr. spend all the money saved by Clinton's administration
in less than 2 years, all that money wasted away
in less than 2 years, all that money wasted away
while republicans were busy trying to cut-cut-off Clinton
Clinton was busied taken care of Al Qaeda in Africa
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mnowsa: lol.....get ready to be "labelled" as anti-us and anti-freedom by the bible-thumping conservatives.
they already know I don't like them
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britishcolumbian: I miss Bill Clinton
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works and he doesn't, and he gets a cheque from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honour of one of the nations' most distinguished men; it consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton; the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
At least you managed to blow on his 'saxophone', Miss Lewinsky, and improve your embouchure! I think he liked your ligature! (Said in fun to you BC and not with malice!)
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shivad: At least you managed to blow on his 'saxophone', Miss Lewinsky, and improve your embouchure! I think he liked your ligature! (Said in fun to you BC and not with malice!)
Monica will take care of Hillary if she plans to run
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bungallow55: Bush Jr. spend all the money saved by Clinton's administration
in less than 2 years, all that money wasted away
in less than 2 years, all that money wasted away
Bull,there never was a Surplus,just fancy Accounting!
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bungallow55: Bush Jr. spend all the money saved by Clinton's administration
in less than 2 years, all that money wasted away
in less than 2 years, all that money wasted away
Read it and weep!
BTW,the Democrats controlled both Houses during the Bush Administration!
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Conrad73: Read it and weep!
BTW,the Democrats controlled both Houses during the Bush Administration!
BTW,the Democrats controlled both Houses during the Bush Administration!
Billy-Boy's Sleight of Hand!
Adding Social Security into the Game!
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Conrad73: Bill, Hillary and the Lockbox
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 25 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
However, on the afternoon of their 25th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were three empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was curious as to why.
That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but temptation does happen and I guess that three times is not that bad considering the years." So they hugged and made their peace.
Then Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?" Bill answered sheepishly, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 25 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
However, on the afternoon of their 25th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were three empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was curious as to why.
That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but temptation does happen and I guess that three times is not that bad considering the years." So they hugged and made their peace.
Then Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?" Bill answered sheepishly, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
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go to the range and get some practise in