shivadshivad Forum Posts (71)

RE: I miss Bill Clinton.............lol

At least you managed to blow on his 'saxophone', Miss Lewinsky, and improve your embouchure! I think he liked your ligature! (Said in fun to you BC and not with malice!)

RE: Favourite type of date night (or daytime)

Auditorium: Harp/Guitar/Piano/Clarinet concerto or Puccini opera.

RE: WHICH LIFE STYLE WOULD YOU CHOOSE

Doting father- nothing else matters to me.

RE: Banana

Well, I've got five- they're more expensive,though: first two customers receive a free baguette and biro; after that, I'm out of business!

RE: Banana

It's about a euro for a hand of bananas down here - about a kilogram.

RE: Charlie Hebdo...continued....

Allez! Ici on veut seulement Pousser les encheres! il n'y a pas de francophones, ici? Pourquoi? Hah! Faire flanelle! Regardez:
'La liberté d'expression est un droit fondamental. Charlie hebdo a besoin de vous pour survivre.
Soutenez-nous en faisant un don ! ' (charliehebdo.fr)

RE: Charlie Hebdo...continued....

Duh! Think about it!

RE: Charlie Hebdo...continued....

So... just how many of you do speak French? How many of you have a single copy of the publication?

RE: Blocking people

I never block-even scammers can be humorous! (Although, they might have a different perception of their rhetoric!)

RE: Invisible ink

Invisible ostrich (follows colon):

RE: Female bosses

I did laugh at your post but my volume control was down and you may not have heard it- sorry!

RE: Female bosses

You seem over-sensitive. Give it a while, that Novacain will soon kick in!

RE: Female bosses

In Brazil, they just call them nuts!

RE: Female bosses

Mexican!

RE: Female bosses

My first wife was my boss. Completely forceful, dominant, linguistically-articulate and , at times, showing absolutely no remorse! It was as though...oh, wait a minute...sorry... that wasn't my wife at all...So, if your out there, Busty Bertha: You had no right to charge me for that salt for the whip-wounds!!

RE: Is This Asking Too Much?..

Some might read this as the epitomy of 'preachiness' and condescenison! Others, who are psychologically-aware, might insist that you are trying to project your own list of inadequacies onto a 'sinful' reading- audience.

RE: Bedtime

That's what happens with '1 pin bowling', Borja!

RE: what you listening to no.11

Turn the volume up!

RE: Suggestion Box

Free skull-caps for the lobotomized!

RE: Children

They're very handy for tapping your pipe out on their heads!

RE: Life Coach

Less talk; more action; a ray-gun with in-built toaster and coffee-machine!

RE: Indian girls......

Talented singers: Sadhna Sargam, Lata Mangesh, Asha Boshle, etc...

RE: ?

Pull off the vinyl repair patches, let out all the air and put her back in the origin packaging! Avoid further temptation by giving away the foot-pump!

RE: A RIDDLE FOR YOU...........

'The odorous ânal breath', I imagine!

RE: who would you have a beer with from CS after life in heaven?

'Ccinchy' and 'Jac the Gripper'!

RE: to hold or not !!

When you're not standing next to a naked flame!

RE: Britianica

Science museum, Natural History museum, Victoria and Albert museum and Imperial War museum are extremely interesting. Camden market, too!

RE: I really want to improve my Dutch.

So I guess the wedding's off then , Jack!

RE: I really want to improve my Dutch.

Whoah, whoah!! Jack, Utopia! We can't help but wonder if your playful banter is the prelude to wedding-bells!!

RE: have people on connecting singles something in common..?

Yes! Apart from CCinchy, they've all been in the microwave for too long... and we've got no more ketchup!

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