SANTAS BEEN HERE (11)
jimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK80 Threads 2 Polls 4,142 PostsIt is now 6.30 am on chrismas day and you know Santa has been because you have a few extra pairs of socks and some new boxers, Why doesnt Santa bring some Jack Daniels or does the old fart drink it all before he gets here??
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I was riding home...when I realized I had not bought one drop of celebration drink....stopped to get some and just as I got to the car door the bottle fell right through the bottom of the bag....I went back in the store everyone was laughing at my demise and embarrassment....I said perhaps it meant I'm not suppose to have any...they all said no don't think that go have a Merry Christmas.... and so I am....just in much moderation....
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Yup he does and he also smokes a little weed too..That is why you have to leave cookies out because he gets the munchies bad.
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santa gets a D>U>I lol i wish he would bring me some jim beam
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so the old git has eaten my cookies as well as drunk the JD 
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I bet he eate the cookies HA???????
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This fifth is called Canadian LTD....whatever that is....its about all that was left after I broke a bottle on the ground......I'd share if you guys were here.....
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Did you why Santa has to does everything in one night, because the rest of the year he is doing HIP (Home Incarceration Program). The liquor, the pot, and then the magic dust that he makes and uses. He breaks the speed limit and breaks into people's house stealing cookies. No judge would sentence him to a jail term, because they want to keep getting paid off every Christmas.
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yeah whaaat the laaaddyyy ssaaiyyyss iz the waaaayz it izzzzz yyyeeezzz maaa'aammmmmmmm
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I got two bottles and I,ll share
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