Ooh, I'm a Goddess! ( Archived) (62)

Jan 12, 2007 8:37 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Integraverence
IntegraverenceIntegraverence20 Threads 1,007 Posts
Here's an email I just got from another site:

hi! and thanks for sharing that great smile! you are a gem! it made my day ...you DO deserve a very attentive man, down at your lovely feet, to pamper you always. and treat you like the queen you obviously are! now, what a privilege it would be to serve YOU!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Oh, my GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDD!!! Do men really think that women like to hear this drivel???

I don't know whether to laugh or puke!

Maybe I'll do both.

rolling on the floor laughing barf
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Jan 12, 2007 8:39 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Ya! Some of us do! matter fact in a previous life I was a...
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Jan 12, 2007 8:41 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Integraverence
IntegraverenceIntegraverence20 Threads 1,007 Posts
You do?? Really? It's so fake it's not even funny! Not only that, even if this guy was being "sincere," who wants a man like that? Wimpy wimpy wimpy. I don't want a man to "serve" me; I want my man to be a man. Attentive is one thing; groveling at my feet is entirely another.

grin dunno
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Jan 12, 2007 8:42 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Well I guess you didn't read my profile?moping






rolling on the floor laughing hug
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Jan 12, 2007 8:42 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Jose13
Jose13Jose13Azángaro, Puno Peru24 Threads 440 Posts
I think you still like it a bit, maybe not in a situation like CS but in real life with your partner it might sound better...
Well, at least the guy tries..
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Jan 12, 2007 8:43 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
themanbd1
themanbd1themanbd1Van Wert, Ohio USA26 Threads 183 Posts
Thanks Sheila for the early morning laugh. And here I thought I was the funny one around here. I could never worship any women. I always had problems bending my knees to kneel.
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Jan 12, 2007 8:44 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Integraverence
IntegraverenceIntegraverence20 Threads 1,007 Posts
I'm flattered that he thinks so "highly" of me (and the thousands of other women he sends the same crap to) but HELL NO I don't want it in real life with my partner. NO FREAKING WAY. I don't want a wimp of a man who will bow down to my every whim, kiss my feet, nor kiss my ***.
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Jan 12, 2007 8:45 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
how do you spell dam***dest grrrrrrrdoh
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Jan 12, 2007 8:46 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Integraverence
IntegraverenceIntegraverence20 Threads 1,007 Posts
That's not someone doing his "damndest," that's someone being a wuss and a pushover.
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Jan 12, 2007 8:46 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Missy51970
Missy51970Missy51970Goodland, Kansas USA21 Threads 1,457 Posts
Goddess Sheila....i think id say puke and laugh but dont do it at the same time as you may choke...

Men are crazy..Ive heard some crazy things too..I honestly believe THEY believe we like it...ughtongue
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Jan 12, 2007 8:48 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Integraverence
IntegraverenceIntegraverence20 Threads 1,007 Posts
I definitely don't want to puke, laugh and snoorrrrkk all at the same time! That'd be fatal!

rolling on the floor laughing tongue barf
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Jan 12, 2007 8:49 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
as I said you didn't read my profile and




OH is that how you spell it thanks sheila.



your such a goddess! No really !
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Jan 12, 2007 8:50 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Missy they do! Sad I know blues
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Jan 12, 2007 8:51 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Missy51970
Missy51970Missy51970Goodland, Kansas USA21 Threads 1,457 Posts
Could be rolling on the floor laughing

I was gonna ask how may i serve you your highness but decided i might make ME puke then..loltongue

Wonder if men would find it attractive if we sat around all day, writing drivel about how wonderful they are and what a "god" they are.. would it make them puke and laugh or would it make them want us to feed them peeled grapes?? lol
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Jan 12, 2007 8:52 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Missy51970
Missy51970Missy51970Goodland, Kansas USA21 Threads 1,457 Posts
LOL youre right they do.. sad thing is.. we DONT...believe a word of it.. wink
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Jan 12, 2007 8:52 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Integraverence
IntegraverenceIntegraverence20 Threads 1,007 Posts
Yes, I just did read your profile.

And thanks, but I'm no goddess...believe me.

Reminds me...one time I was having car trouble and a man and his little boy stopped to help. The man asked me my name and I said "Sheila." The boy, who was about three, maybe, got very excited and, with huge brown eyes filled with wonder, said, "She-Ra? Do you know He-Man?!!!"


He was so adorable! LOL.

rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 12, 2007 8:53 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
It's spelled your HINDASS"cool
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Jan 12, 2007 8:57 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Missy51970
Missy51970Missy51970Goodland, Kansas USA21 Threads 1,457 Posts
LOL..no popcorn for you!!!
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Jan 12, 2007 8:57 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
It is a backdoor way to feed his strange foot obsession. He gets to talk dirty to you without you knowing. Unless you have dirty feet.laugh

p.s. Sheila has clean feet....saw them in the hottub, but that is all I sawmoping
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Jan 12, 2007 8:57 AM CST Ooh, I'm a Goddess!
Jose13
Jose13Jose13Azángaro, Puno Peru24 Threads 440 Posts
beer
okay okay..
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