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mariamarcela: Probably 10 March...
Saved by Probably !!! So not a promise or a no show.
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An Accountants never die, they just lose their Balance .
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Two druggies goes to the back to open a bank account.
Cashier ‘ what sort of account would you like? ‘
Druggies ‘ JOINT account ‘ !
Cashier ‘ what sort of account would you like? ‘
Druggies ‘ JOINT account ‘ !
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A small businessman is going to have income tax people coming to examine his books as he may have under declared his income and profits to pay less tax. So he seeks advise.
Fist he goes to his accountant . Accountant says he should look timid, wear tacky clothes and poorly dressed . This way tax people will sorry for him and will get the impression that he can’t have cheated and paid less tax.
Second he goes to his Solicitor. Solicitor recommends he wears his best expensive suit, wears lots of jewellery, cigar etc and acts very assertively and confident. This way the tax people will think that this guy is loaded and he does not to fiddle his books to save bit of petty cash.
Confused businessman goes to his female Guru, best friend and explains the situation and conflicting recommendations he got from the other two.
Guru said to the business man I will give you the same advise I gave my daughter on her honeymoon night. She came to me and asked , ‘Mama shall I wear a black theme dress or a red theme dress’?
To this I this is what I said to my daughter. ‘ my child whether you wear a black dress or a red dress, either way you are going to get FUC KED.!!!
Fist he goes to his accountant . Accountant says he should look timid, wear tacky clothes and poorly dressed . This way tax people will sorry for him and will get the impression that he can’t have cheated and paid less tax.
Second he goes to his Solicitor. Solicitor recommends he wears his best expensive suit, wears lots of jewellery, cigar etc and acts very assertively and confident. This way the tax people will think that this guy is loaded and he does not to fiddle his books to save bit of petty cash.
Confused businessman goes to his female Guru, best friend and explains the situation and conflicting recommendations he got from the other two.
Guru said to the business man I will give you the same advise I gave my daughter on her honeymoon night. She came to me and asked , ‘Mama shall I wear a black theme dress or a red theme dress’?
To this I this is what I said to my daughter. ‘ my child whether you wear a black dress or a red dress, either way you are going to get FUC KED.!!!
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W15hf00L: Two druggies goes to the bank to open a bank account.
Cashier ‘ what sort of account would you like? ‘
Druggies ‘ JOINT account ‘ !
Cashier ‘ what sort of account would you like? ‘
Druggies ‘ JOINT account ‘ !
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Buna Dimineata
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