Its a Jailbreak ( Archived) (30)

Jan 22, 2007 11:59 AM CST Its a Jailbreak
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
NEWSFLASH!!!!


Alex has been jailed for the attempted exanguination of a 13 year old boy who looked at her 12 year old daughter in a "funny" way doh

Me and Festis are planning a jailbreak.

I have the transport and I am the driver. Its a Mitsubishi Shogun 4x4 3.0litre V6 with roof rack and tow bar.

Thomas is talking about getting his ninja pyjamas on and is planning on leaping off the roof to attach the rope to the prison bars.

We have the stockings already .. although, I did ask Thomas if his 90 year old grandmother would wash them first ...

So, what we need is some "Crew" to help us out.

What can you do to help, and why should we take you along?
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Jan 22, 2007 12:00 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
starliteisbrite
starliteisbritestarliteisbriteThe planet earth....:), Ontario Canada56 Threads 7,327 Posts
I"m on my way,tell Kathleen to put seduction to work..............rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 22, 2007 12:06 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
Westdeck
WestdeckWestdeckAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands82 Threads 1,649 Posts
Don't worry I just talked to the cops, told them to let her go. She will be home soon.
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Jan 22, 2007 12:09 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
festis30
festis30festis30Wherever i feel like going:O), Vastra Gotaland Sweden27 Threads 733 Posts
Just found my ninja PJ:s here! Although the pic in the front of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles ca neasily be scratched off!



Right!


Ah...my Japanese dictionary!

Hai! Wakarimasu!


Damnit...
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Jan 22, 2007 12:10 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
PeepingTomGirl
PeepingTomGirlPeepingTomGirlHampton, Virginia USA73 Threads 1,884 Posts
That wasn't the cops. Those were secret evil agents that are trying to hold ALex captive so they can probe deeply into her mind.... doh



I hope you didnt tell them the plan
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Jan 22, 2007 12:11 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
PeepingTomGirl
PeepingTomGirlPeepingTomGirlHampton, Virginia USA73 Threads 1,884 Posts
Pajamas arent supposed to be scratch n sniff Thomas.... if you smell something......ummmmmmmmmmmm ok nevermind.
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Jan 22, 2007 12:14 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
Leatherman66
Leatherman66Leatherman66Lima, Ohio USA32 Threads 615 Posts
I got more rope!!!! And chains to attach to the window and shogun. I'll bring the invisible cloak to conceal you.
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Jan 22, 2007 12:14 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
my kinda guy ...

THIS is the sort of stuff we need!
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Jan 22, 2007 12:16 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
Mike1162
Mike1162Mike1162Over the Rainbow, Pennsylvania USA70 Threads 1,694 Posts
I have the distraction going on over on the other side of town
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Jan 22, 2007 12:18 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
what you got in mind Mike?
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Jan 22, 2007 12:21 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
Mike1162
Mike1162Mike1162Over the Rainbow, Pennsylvania USA70 Threads 1,694 Posts
I'm thinking a Bike Rally is called for

Margaritaville gone wild
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Jan 22, 2007 12:27 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
PeepingTomGirl
PeepingTomGirlPeepingTomGirlHampton, Virginia USA73 Threads 1,884 Posts
I wanta do something. wave wave wave WHat can I do?? dunno
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Jan 22, 2007 12:29 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
Wildness
WildnessWildnessMesa, USA92 Threads 1,549 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing grin lets make sure to have some really LOUD Bangs and lots of Colors to go around ..... as to draw all the cops applause hurry now and get to the jail Alex is a waiting
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Jan 22, 2007 12:30 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
festis30
festis30festis30Wherever i feel like going:O), Vastra Gotaland Sweden27 Threads 733 Posts
Disturb the guards walking by the jail wearing highheels...should give me enough time to jump from the roof.



Banzaaaaaai!!!!
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Jan 22, 2007 12:32 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
great plan ... any chance of some fighting? That would draw the police away?
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Jan 22, 2007 12:33 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
Mike1162
Mike1162Mike1162Over the Rainbow, Pennsylvania USA70 Threads 1,694 Posts
That's a given friend

handshake
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Jan 22, 2007 12:33 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
Liiike it!!!

now we are cooking.
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Jan 22, 2007 12:35 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
<<planning a street race.......that should draw the cops to the other side of town.....

and...

Stacy....go hang out at the donut shop.....in a low cut shirt and some heels...that'll keep the rest of 'em outta the way.....


Daaa naaaa naaaa naaaahhhhhhh.......To The Batcave.....
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Jan 22, 2007 12:35 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
Thats Mike's job. He says that there may be a chance of a little fighting at the bike rally.
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Jan 22, 2007 12:38 PM CST Its a Jailbreak
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
So, at the moment.

We have two distractions, one ninja-pyjama wearing Swede, and some ropes and chains.

Anyone got the sandwiches & the thermos for the waiting?

What else do we need
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