Lieutenants will get lost trying to find their way into your pants. Captains can find their way into your pants but have to ask the Sergeant Major what he should do next. Majors know everything in theory but lack expeience. Lt. Colonel's seem to think it's something to do with the Privates. Colonels and above have forgotten what to do so send a Lieutenant to do it instead.
There once was a film called Virgin Soldiers. There's no such thing.
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Captains can find their way into your pants but have to ask the Sergeant Major what he should do next.
Majors know everything in theory but lack expeience.
Lt. Colonel's seem to think it's something to do with the Privates.
Colonels and above have forgotten what to do so send a Lieutenant to do it instead.
There once was a film called Virgin Soldiers. There's no such thing.