headlines ( Archived) (7)

THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006
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> Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
> Imagine that!
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> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
> No, really?
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> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> Now that's taking things a bit far!
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> Is There a Ring of Debris
> around Uranus?
> Whaaat??
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> Panda Mating Fails;
> Veterinarian Takes Over
> What a guy!
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> Miners Refuse to Work
> after Death
> No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
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> Juvenile Court to Try
> Shooting Defendant
> See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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> War Dims Hope for Peace
> I can see where it might have that effect!
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> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
> It May Last Awhile
> You think?!
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
> Who would have thought!
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> Enfield (London) Couple Slain;
> Police Suspect Homicide
> They may be on to something!
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> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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> Man Struck By Lightning:
> Faces Battery Charge
> He probably IS the battery charge
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> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
> Weren't they fat enough?!
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> Astronaut Takes Blame for
> Gas in Spacecraft
> That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> Taste like chicken?
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> Local High School Dropouts
> Cut in Half
> Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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> Hospitals are Sued by
> 7 Foot Doctors
> Boy, are they tall!
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> And the winner is....
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> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
> Did I read that sign right?
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Gracias amiga. I needed this one!

Good one

Very funny Kat.....reminds me of the funniest thing I've heard a reporter say.....



About 2 years ago there was a suitcase found floating in the Cheasapeake Bay. Inside were various body parts of a man......when one reporter asked the other if police had any leads he answered (very very seriously " The police do not have any leads yet but as of last night, they have ruled out suicide."....