What is the worst pick-up line? (76)
HuskyRomanticSalt Lake City, Utah USA36 Threads 367 PostsLets see what everyone comes up with.
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How much does a polar bear weigh?
Just enough to break the ice.
Just enough to break the ice.
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The open sores are really nothing.
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Hi, are they real?
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Have you gotten any tickets lately?
Cause you have FINE written all over you.
Cause you have FINE written all over you.
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OMG 
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Worst I've heard:
"You must be a library book cuz you just got checked out!"
"You must be a library book cuz you just got checked out!"
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I am Joan of Arc.
(while holding hand over lighter flame)
(while holding hand over lighter flame)
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motion her over with one finger
when she approaches say "i just wanted too see if i could make you "come" with one finger......and i did"!
when she approaches say "i just wanted too see if i could make you "come" with one finger......and i did"!
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Alright I'll tell - I was paying at the gas station when the guy behind me said, "Excuse me" and taps me on the shouler. I turn around and he says "Do you like George Straight". I said "Yeah, I do". He then looks down at his jeans and said, "You hear that George?"
I didn't know what to do or say...the cashier was an older guy and told him to knock it off so I left before having to do or say anything.
I didn't know what to do or say...the cashier was an older guy and told him to knock it off so I left before having to do or say anything.
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You must be tired...................cause you've been running through my mind all night.
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didn't want to stick around nostress?
Are you good with literature?
Can you help me straighten out my Longfellow?
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O M G!!!!;-}
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So you wanna go back to my place or do I have to buy you a drink first.
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I am quite good with literature, beachfarmer
Prefer novels to short stories
J/K
Prefer novels to short stories
J/K
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I'll be Russian
but never rushin with you
to Warrant Piece.
but never rushin with you
to Warrant Piece.
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Soooo, am I the most romantic guy you have ever met or what?? Btw, you have a piece of scalion stuck to your teeth
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I went to a local cafe from a job site and asked for two iced teas to go and asked if they had peanut M&M's per the request of the foreman. The lady said they did and handed them to me. When she turned to get the drinks a guy sitting at the counter says that's a lot of caffeine you're going to be up all night. He slid a business card across the counter to me with apparently his name on it and address saying Funny thing you should come over because I will be up all night too! Yeah, I am soooo changing my perfume.
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