Why is a beer better than a woman (3)

These are not my personal views!

1.You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2.Beer stains wash out.
3.You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4.Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you
play football.
5.When beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
6. No hairs in your mouth after a beer.
7. Beer is never late.
8. You can have a beer without permission.
9. Hangovers go away.
10. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another one.
11. Beer labels come off without a fight.
12. When you go into a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
13. Beer never has a headache.
14. Beer comes in packs of 4 or 6.
15. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth money.
16. a beer is always there when you need one.
17. A beer is like a Martini. Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere.
18. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
on your breath.
19. If you pour a beer right you always get a good head.
20. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
21. A beer always goes down easy.
22. A beer never expects you to be a gentleman.
23. You can have a beer in any position, and it never says no.
24. You can share a beer with your friends.
25. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
26. a beer is always wet.
27. A beer doesn't demand equality.
28. You can have a beer in public.
29. A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
30. A beer won't complain when you pull its ring.
31. A frigid beer is a good beer.
32. You can't catch Aids from beer.
33. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
34. You can carry a 4 or 6 pack the right way up.
35. The hole in in a beer doesn't close up.
36. If you change beer you don't have to pay alimony.

Anybody got anymore???

A beer has an expiry date, but does not taste much different after that date!