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wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postswill u help dig the garden to
Better no Wedy, i don't have green fingers 
wow we will grow all our own food
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no totaly unsuited on account i have a brain u should not have a problem in getting a job in that service but the job that u could do is writing jokes u r good at that
See my Joke of the Day Thread
I am to be the TOP Garden Designer? What's wrong with being the BOTTOM, or even the MIDDLE Garden Designer? In fact, what's wrong with me being the Designer of ALL the Gardens? Then I could also just live out there in the Gardens..... and Smoke in my Garden Shed in peace! I would have a Tepee for Summer, and sleep in the Hot House in Winter, and bath in the Crocodile Pond.
can i be your assistant please
Oh Goody! I was hoping someone would volunteer for that! Yes, Wedy, with pleasure...... as you will have read, I will be bathing in the Crocodile Pond, and so will be needing a Decoy.... You know? someone to jump in first to distract the big lizards, and then while they chasing you around the gardens.... I get to have a tranquil bath without having to keep watching for those beady little eyes and snouty nostrils above the water line..... Ooh that is realy just sooo kind of you love.
no problem 1 grenade anyone for croc bbq while smoky swimming 
Okay, so finally you have made me LAUGH!!!! Ha ha hathank god for that id almost run out of grenades
So... now that you have demolished the entire Crocodile Pond.... u think u up to building a Frog Pond?
Bunny Hop Instructress
uk... oky... now you also making me laugh....yea, I doing the Bunny Hop around the b'b'que.
May I suggest.. you would make a Garden Gnome, just got to get you a Pointy Hat
May I suggest.. you would make a Garden Gnome, just got to get you a Pointy Hat
magic that does make me laugh have a j/f smoky
I think this is all funny, thanks for making me laugh. Definately need it in the moment....
make that 2 ph,s and a jf smoky
he cs site keep fit instructer
smoky got u a new job pin up girl for cs
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