Does it Pay to Advertise? (4)

A young lady, several months pregnant boarded a bus and sat opposite a young man. He started smiling at her and, feeling rather embarrassed because of her condition, she moved her position further along the bus. Again he smiled, and again she moved until, after the fourth time of shifting her position, the young man burst out laughing. she told the conductor who stopped the bus, called a policeman, and the young man was sent to court.

When the case came up, he was asked what he had to say, and he made the following statement:
'When the young lady boarded the bus, I could not help noticing her condition. She first sat under an advertisment which read, 'COMING SHORTLY - THE GOLD DUST TWINS.' and I could not help smiling. She then further along,underanother which read, 'USE SLOANS TO RELIEVE THAT SWELLING:' and I was more amused than ever. She then moved for a third time and sat under another advertisment which read, 'WILLIAMS STICK DID THE TRICK.' and I could hardly control myself. But when she moved again under another which read 'DUNLOP RUBBER WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT.' "Well I couldn't help
myself, and burst out laughing."

Case Dismissed.

good one

Nowread this:

A woman boarded a bus with her seven children.
There was hardly any space where they could stay. Right in front on the first seat was a man sitting comfortably across the seat, occupying three seating spaces. The woman, who had nowhere to sit, asked the man, very politely, if he could close his legs so that there would be a space where she could sit. The man looked at her rather surprised. He said, "are you asking me to close my legs to make space for you and your seven children madam?
"Yes," said the woman.
Well madam, had you kept your legs closed, there would have been much more space for everybody on this bus!

Morale of the story. If you keep your legs open, you will feel cold!
If you keep them closed you'll lose the fun!