Let's hear your best pick up lines!! (28)
hey your cute you look 27 but you have a 20 yr old body
I lost my number can I have yours
I lost my number can I have yours
I can lick my eyebrows & breath through my ears ................. how do you love me so far????
You walk up to a girl, you look her in the eye, and you tell her that she is a "9". Then you glance down at your beer and say "But I've only had 2"............
Either you get slapped, or you get lucky.
Gawd, how crass some of us can be.
Either you get slapped, or you get lucky.
Gawd, how crass some of us can be.
Funny as that may be your totally gettin slapped for that one.. The girls a butterface... It's all good but-her-face
Well, i did a thread on this not so long ago. But here is a few i remember.
- If you were a squirrel i would store my nuts in your hole.
- I may not be Fred Flinstone, but i am sure i could make your bed-rock.
- If you were a squirrel i would store my nuts in your hole.
- I may not be Fred Flinstone, but i am sure i could make your bed-rock.
I'm thinkin ur father was a theif..........
He stole all the stars out of the skys.............
And put them in ur eyes.
He stole all the stars out of the skys.............
And put them in ur eyes.
try this one and when they gave me this line I couldn't but laugh at them so here it goes:
"excuse me but where did you get those blue eyes?" after them saying this to me I told them go to aisle four on the bottom shelf you will find it there lol
"excuse me but where did you get those blue eyes?" after them saying this to me I told them go to aisle four on the bottom shelf you will find it there lol
"You remind me of a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you!".
wow, nice smile!! you have summer teeth, summer here and sum are there!!!
See I'm a Chevy girl so I prefer "like a rock"
Pucks did a thread on this ..........
these are a few of what I said
you must be Jamaican...cause JA- MAKE - IN ME CRAZYYYYY
your legs must be killing you cause you've been running thru my mind allllll night
hi, let me introduce myself...my name is MILK, cause I can do your body good!
Do you have a quarter? cause I promised my mom I would call her when I found the woman of my dreams...
these are a few of what I said
you must be Jamaican...cause JA- MAKE - IN ME CRAZYYYYY
your legs must be killing you cause you've been running thru my mind allllll night
hi, let me introduce myself...my name is MILK, cause I can do your body good!
Do you have a quarter? cause I promised my mom I would call her when I found the woman of my dreams...
how about this one..I have actually had this said to me....someone better call heaven cause they must be missing an angel! 
Hello
Artgurl that was truly original, would you like to come to my place and see my chainsaw?
a chainsaw huh? Stihl, Husqavarna or John Deere? I am more of a compound mitre saw with laser sight kinda girl but .....
Okay Artgurl, so I don't have a chainsaw...Hello
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Hey baby.. How bout you come back to my place and I'll show you how to stuff a beaver..ahhh i know right.. ladies what would you think if a guy said this??