Worst chat up line (122)

Feb 23, 2007 8:27 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
laugh yeah i think i would of done too!!blushing grin laugh roll eyes
Feb 23, 2007 8:28 PM CST Worst chat up line
Drazic1986
Drazic1986Drazic1986Folkestone, UK19 Threads 596 Posts
I'm the master at good chat up lines, but I refuse to share them! lol q=o) d=o)
Feb 23, 2007 8:29 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
oh go on hun do tell??kiss
Feb 23, 2007 8:30 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
this one make me barf

Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!


and by the way i dare any lad to try any of these and let us all know how you got on!
Feb 23, 2007 8:30 PM CST Worst chat up line
chefdeparty
chefdepartychefdepartyGrimsby, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK4 Threads 336 Posts
Take my word 4 it and I'm looking 4ward 2 getting 2 know U better if thats alrightgrin grin
Feb 23, 2007 8:31 PM CST Worst chat up line
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Oh go on Cal, what if we club together and pay ya laugh
Feb 23, 2007 8:32 PM CST Worst chat up line
chefdeparty
chefdepartychefdepartyGrimsby, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK4 Threads 336 Posts
Carry on dude I'm just taking noteslaugh laugh
Feb 23, 2007 8:33 PM CST Worst chat up line
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
blushing blushing blushing
Feb 23, 2007 8:33 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
jaw drop i`m not!! i should get them free!!grin rolling on the floor laughing tongue
Feb 23, 2007 8:33 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
i wouldn't got me nowhere!
Feb 23, 2007 8:35 PM CST Worst chat up line
Drazic1986
Drazic1986Drazic1986Folkestone, UK19 Threads 596 Posts
I don't actually know any! lol q=o) I guess I've never needed them? q=o) x
Feb 23, 2007 8:37 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?tongue
Feb 23, 2007 8:38 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
i like it!rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 23, 2007 8:39 PM CST Worst chat up line
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? dunno laugh
Feb 23, 2007 8:40 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
frustrated frustrated frustrated
Feb 23, 2007 8:41 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?banana
Feb 23, 2007 8:41 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 23, 2007 8:42 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
awwww i like that one!!laugh
Feb 23, 2007 8:43 PM CST Worst chat up line
nash1982
nash1982nash1982Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK2 Threads 52 Posts
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.rolling on the floor laughing laugh roll eyes
Feb 23, 2007 8:46 PM CST Worst chat up line
nikkimay
nikkimaynikkimaypantheress, UK18 Threads 930 Posts
do you use windex on your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them!rolling on the floor laughing devil
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