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Feb 26, 2007 9:50 PM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
All in good fun. No offense fellow Arkansans or is it Arkasawians?

A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas ........ Documentaries.

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come on- this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . When a couple gets divorced,they are STILL cousins.
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Feb 26, 2007 9:52 PM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
Lightening
LighteningLighteningHuntsville, Alabama USA2,122 Posts
Hey, these could almost be said of Alabama, lol!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 26, 2007 9:54 PM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
rosiedoll
rosiedollrosiedollanadarko, USA113 Threads 1,431 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing omg, how hilarious..
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Feb 26, 2007 9:55 PM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
*stomps on kat's foot*
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Feb 26, 2007 9:58 PM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
rrr1952
rrr1952rrr1952Ripley, Oklahoma USA520 Posts
Those were great too.rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 26, 2007 9:59 PM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
Ouchhh!!! That hurt! But, it was funny, wasn't it?

Bring on the Okie jokes. hug
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Feb 27, 2007 2:41 AM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
Butterfly
ButterflyButterflyMobile, Alabama USA3 Threads 852 Posts
I thought the same thing...LOL Too funny. rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 27, 2007 2:49 AM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
bamabeecee
bamabeeceebamabeeceeBanks of the Warrior River, USA50 Threads 1,641 Posts
Almost hell, that is Alabama!
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Feb 27, 2007 3:12 AM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
korangen
korangenkorangenSanta Monica, California USA9 Threads 1,714 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 27, 2007 3:57 AM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thanks Kat.
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Feb 27, 2007 4:00 AM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
shyone57
shyone57shyone57Kilkenny, Ireland14 Threads 2,037 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing They are greatlaugh
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Feb 27, 2007 4:14 AM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
Jerry53531
Jerry53531Jerry53531Sliema, Malta12 Threads 410 Posts
Very nice rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 27, 2007 6:16 AM CST GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
dancingfarmer
dancingfarmerdancingfarmerColumbia, Connecticut USA41 Threads 752 Posts
Those are good. Thanks for the smile this morning. I've got a late start again cause it's snowing! I love snow days and late starts.
dancing
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